PataPORN With Chinpoko!

It’s a new year with all sorts of new treats awaiting you! I have missed you all so much, but am glad to be back! Now without further adieu, let’s begin PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

Corbin Fisher: Fucking Miles
RATING: 1 OUT OF 5 – FLACCID
Miles and Connor play pool and talk about… yada, yada, yada… NUDITY! Obligatory kissing… Miles acts like he’s never sucked a cock before as he lies there mannequin-like while Connor does all the work. Both of these men suck dick like it’s a paycheck—the absolute fewest inches required by contract and not a centimeter more!
The high point of this rote exercise in mechanics comes when Miles starts eating Connor’s butthole like it’s made of oxygen. Connor moans and trembles a single finger in Miles’ furry upturned crack—yum! Sadly, Miles’ ass turns out to be as stingy as his mouth with only a few inches room. Even though he stays hard throughout, you get the sense Miles kinda hates every second; makes you rethink the fantasy of fucking an actual straight guy.
To Connor’s credit he does eventually go deep as Miles backs himself up onto Connor’s cock and realizes he’s actually in a porn and should, y’know, work. Miles pushes himself back on Connor’s pole. But this moment is short lived as the two go onto the final face-to-face position then squirt. Obligatory kissing. End.
WHAT’S OKAY: At least Miles is nice to look at from the neck down. Uncut with abs and pubes. Hawt.
WHAT’S AWFUL: It’s boring, predicatable robot sex. And why is Connor in every Corbin Fisher video these days? Sigh…

Dirty Tony: Seth Fisher Fucks Ludovic Canot
RATING: 5 OUT OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
I’ve got a boner to pick with big-dicked bottoms like Seth Fisher. Yes, I like big dicks and of course I like bottoms, but how dare they keep all their long inchy goodness to themselves! God (or your mother) gave you a girthy gift and we (your mother included) expect you to use it! Some of us are hungry bottoms too, y’know? And swinging your cocks in front of our faces is like teasing a starving monkey with a banana—it just makes us angry… and very, very horny.
So imagine my delight when sexy Seth finally decided use his 9-inch wonger to fuck a hot piece of ass. And he doesn’t just top any ol’ piece, no ma’am—he tops THE Ludovic Canot! Geez! And I thought Christmas just ended!
The two young men really simmer with desire. They kiss with hunger, their fingers tingle with each touch, and they really enjoy sucking each others’ cocks. Seth makes sure to suck on Ludovic’s foreskin while downing his shaft and Ludovic loves sliding Seth’s serpent down his throat—he moans and slicks it up with spit while worshipping it whole. Once the sex comes, Seth goes deep… oh so deep. But unlike other sex scenes, he doesn’t just ram it in there like a piston. He really takes his time to make sure Ludovic can feel every wet inch and from the expression on his face, Ludovic loves it.
The boys both moan and grind with delight as they hoist Ludo on Seth’s petard in position after position. And even though the motorbike is ultra cheesy, they’re having so much fun that you won’t care. By the time Seth blasts a thick load clear across Ludovic’s chest, he proves exactly why each big-dicked bottom should end up on top.
YES, SIR: Seth’s looking good with his beard, furry chest, and his cute ass. Ludovic has hair and muscles in all the right places as well.
NO, MA’AM: The decor includes a motorbike and a grafitti image of Crisco, “The Lube of Champions.” How San Fran 1972!

FREAKS OF THE WEEK
Lollipop Twinks: Josh Bensan & Colby London – Um, I know your website has a “theme” and all, but if some mohawked twink began biting down on a striped lollipop while I was plugging his ass, I’d be like “Ooooh, hurney stop. You have got to leave.” The only thing I want you biting on when I get my lolli-cock up in ya is a pillow—y’hear me, twink?
AlternaDudes: Dhaggur – Do you like veiny cocks? You’re gonna learn to like ’em, bitch.
SleepingMen: Jersey Boy Joey – A night snooper fishes out his sleeping friend’s cock and fondles it until it gets hard. Joke’s on you, guys—he wasn’t asleep, he was just too shy to ask for a handjob!


CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS – MUSCLE MEN
Mark Wolff: Andrey Komar – This brunette muscle studs comes dressed in a business shirt and slacks but quickly gets to pleasure with his beautiful cock and pendulous balls.
Muscle Hunks: Samuel Viera – It used to be that QC would feature big, buff musclequeens with tiny wee-wees. They’re obviously rectifying the situation with hung musclefuckers like Samuel.
Bang Bang Boys: Marcello and Lion – And if you can’t get enough muscle action, watch Lion sit on Marcello’s 11-incher. Speedos, sucking, and fucking! Yes, yes, and yes!
Well, that wraps up this portion! I hope you’ll join me next time for more dicks and tricks. But in the meanwhile, get out there and get turned on!