Bull fighting’s a cruel horrid sport, but we gotta say that we love matadors. Sure they horribly slaughter a poor, imprisoned bull for the sporting delight of bloodthirsty Spaniards, but they also have a wicked elegance and grace, beautifully lean bodies, and packages packed into those incredibly tight tights. In fact, this bullfighter might even be hung like a bull based on his bulge.
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We wish he’d get us under his red cape and unsheathe his sword for a little stabby-stabby… if y’know what we mean (ie. el sexo del culo). Muy caliente para nos huevos!
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