Chinpoko Poll: Do You Wanna Get Married To A Man?

Hey QueerClickers, it’s your ol’ pal Chinpoko back with a nice poll for your asses. Get it? Pole? Asses? Ahh, what do you know about comedy!??
Last time we hung out, I asked you about New York Representative Anthony Wiener’s sext scandal. If you’ll remember he accidentally sent out a picture of his cock on Twitter and then a bunch more pics of him surfaced. He didn’t get laid by any of the women he sent pictures to, but he did lie about it and his wife is presumably upset—I would be too if I had a hot-assed husband like Weiner giving his cock to anybody but me—PATA! PATA! PATA!
12 percent of you found Weiner’s actions evil, corrupt, and sleazy; 20 percent of you found it foolish and dumb; 18 percent of you found the entire affair plain out distracting; and 20 percent of you thought it predictable and lame—I mean, hasn’t every politician had a sex scandal by now? Lastly, another 20 percent of you found his Weiner’s wiener incredibly hot, and so did I. Did you get a load of his body and big curved cock? PATA, PATA, PATA!
And talking about politicks, err, I mean politics, I have another political question for you this week.

You may have heard that New York state just legalized same-sex marriage. Well bust out the champagne, dust off my tuxedo, and start spreading the news! It’s a great step for gay equality in the U.S., but not every gay person feels the same. In fact, there’s a handful of gay people who think that gays shouldn’t spend so much time getting married because they have other more important social problems like curing HIV and getting better sex education in schools—do they need teachers for that class? I got an A in anal sex when I attended cock-llege.
Anyway, I know some of you are bi and some of you are women, but I’m curious if you guys plan on getting gay married. That is, do you plan on marrying a member of the same sex? Chinpoko wants to, I just haven’t found the perfect fit. Finding a good husband is like finding the right sized cock—you have to choose wisely or else you might find yourself in a lot of pain. Plus, a lot of porn stars are married, so it can’t be that bad, right? Well please let me know what you think in the QComments!