What Is That On Robbie Williams’ Pants?

Let’s play a guessing game, QueerClickers! Our naughty friend Robbie Williams has decided to take his puppy for a walk. But little does he know that our paparazzi have snapped a pic. And what’s that curious stain on his leg there? Hmmm… maybe you can help us figure it out.

Could it be cupcake icing? A bit of puppy drool? Or maybe some spilled milk from breakfast? Oh, we’re sure it’s sweet, wet, and milky, but we’d like to get real close just to make sure. Too bad computer screens aren’t scratch-and-sniff. And get a load of his morning fruit! Wow, what a bundle!
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