Like a horny phoenix rising from the ashes, we’re bringing our Bulge Sightings back from the dead. Every day, millions of bulges are going unrecorded, and we’re here to right this wrong. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Today’s sighting comes from Turkish soccer stud Orhan Alemdar, and from the looks of things, Orhan should be more than a little proud of his downstairs goalie. (Can anyone think of a better soccer-related euphemism?) Makes your mouth water, doesn’t it?
The secrets those little shorts could tell, amirite?
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