Porn Break: Eric the Merman

Eric Ducharme of Florida really, really wants to be a merman. So much so that he made his own tail and goes swimming in one of Florida’s natural springs three times a week. And, ok, we admit that it actually looks kind of fun.
What’s more, apparently this merman also possesses quite the entrepreneurial spirit. He’s started his own company, called The Mertailor, where he sells mermaid tails to other would-be merfolk.

Just further proof that you can get away with almost anything if you’re hot.