Wreckingball Parody – Bryan Hawn

Seriously, we’re not quite sure if this is considered a parody cos it’s so damn HAWT!! There’s been no shortage of Miley Cyrus parodies flooding the Interwebs lately, but none this HAWT. Can’t decide which is luckier – the hammer or the exercise ball. No wait, I think the pair of briefs on Bryan wins.
So who is this Bryan Hawn?
According to his official website BryanHawn.com, he’s a Zoologist, a Fitness Icon (being the best-selling health & fitness author of The LIST on Lulu.com), and a Recording Artiste. Not sure why Hottest Butt didn’t get its own tab on the site navigation bar? Haha.

Yep, told ya. An ass-citing spread awaits for you, Sir. Right after the jump.

I switched from Carla Bruni to this whilst working on this post. Is this the same song as that one which goes it’s too late to apologiiiiiise or what? Anyways, you can buy his album off iTunes, or check out many of his cover song videos on his YouTube Channel.







We’ll leave you with this video of him, his ass, and a sloth.

You can get hawny with Bryan at Facebook. We need to go do some assercises now. Ciao~!
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