What’s With Porn Stars Touching Their Own Butts?

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An on-going trend porn has recently come to our attention, and it’s one that makes very little sense. Every so often, while plowing a man’s face or butthole, the thruster will put one hand on their own ass for reasons that we we cannot for the life of us figure out.
We can literally count the number of time we’ve ever put our own hand on our ass while fucking another man’s hole — IT’S ZERO. Seriously. The only reason we would ever rest a hand on our ass would be if it was extremely tired from fisting or something.
Sure, all sorts of things happen in porn that never happen in real life. For example, we’ve never fucked the pizza boy, had a corporate gangbang in an executive office or dressed up in a Jason mask to fuck someone in hockey gear (okay, maybe we have done some of those.
But could it be that putting a hand on your own ass serves some sort of greater unknown purpose in gay porn? We were curious and decided to take a closer look. Click over to see what we found…


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Our best guess is that porn directors have porn stars put their hands on their own asses to help make the facial or anal penetrations more visible. With one arm akimbo, the performer opens up their stance to show off their excellent bodies and give us a clearer view of the thrusting.
Either that or maybe porn directors use it to discreetly cover up performers who have cottage cheese riddling their lower butt-cheeks. Hell, maybe it’s neither. Maybe porn stars do it as some sort of secret gesture, like a one-eyed wink to other porn producers that says, “See? We’re in on it! We’re a secret brotherhood of pornographers and we all know the secret move.”
What are your thoughts on the hand-on-ass move?

Jun 12, 2014 By paperbagwriter 25 Comments