Grapefruit Lover Makes The Best BJ Noise Ever!
Meet Denise Walker (aka Angel). She’s a classy ass dame who wants to teach you how to pleasure a man using nothing more than your mouth and a grapefruit. But before you watch her instructional video, know this — Angel makes dick-sucking noises like a congested goblin! Dear God it’s horrid, and you’ll definitely want to hear it.
According to Angel, every man can’t wait to be blindfolded and blowjobbed with a citrus — citric acid and sensitive cock-skin be damned! Plus, grapefruit and cock are both low-calorie foods, meaning that her grapefruit-blowjob trick could just save your marriage and help you shed a few pounds in the process.
Hear Angel’s ghastly BJ noise and learn more about citrus-love after the jump!
If you wanna cut to the good stuff, jump straight to 2:49 to watch Angel go down on a dildo while snarling like a werewolf. The YouTube comments on the video above are hilariously cruel:
I hope you don’t actually make those awful noises when you’re sucking dick. It’s embarrassing for everyone.
If you sucked my dick (which i wouldn’t ever let you do) and made those noises i’d run away. Remember that. You’re gross, jesus christ.
I’d lose my boner in two seconds if someone did that shit while blowing me.
I’m not sure you’ve listened to yourself. Watch some porn and see how normal women suck dicks. No ghoul noises or fruit involved.
It sounded like a bobcat sucking the knob.
It Sounded like a balrog mauling a walrus
It sounded like Satan eating a turd
i swear to god if a girl ever made that noise while sucking me id probably kill her before she eats my dick
And then there’s this comment about the folly of jerking someone off with a grapefruit:
The skin on the penis is far more sensitive than that of your hands. Citric acid on the urethra would be extremely painful. If someone came near my dick with a citrus fruit they’d never see my dick again!
Yow! He’s right. Angel may have heavenly intentions, but she should know that there are lots of other lubes that are far gentler than citric acid!
