Queer Clicks: December 16, 2016 | Sweet Christmastime with Neil Diamond and James Corden, A Gay Bear Porn Mag Changed My Life, & Other News

A Gay Bear Porn Mag Changed My Life

“I never expected to find existential enlightenment from the pages of a porn magazine. But when I was 18, that’s exactly what happened, after I wandered into one of Portland’s many adult bookstores on a lark.” Vice

Sweet Christmastime with Neil Diamond and James Corden

James welcomes Neil Diamond to update his classic song “Sweet Caroline” with lyrics about an office Christmas party that got out of hand. Santa’s lap never felt so good….

This Is What The Title Of Your Porno Would Be, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

“:As a society, we turn to astrology for answers. We’re all curious about when we’ll get married or what career we’re best suited for, and astrology has provided a lot of useful info on those subjects. But what about the really deep life questions we have burning in our souls?” Elite Daily

Cooking Demonstration Devolves Into Penis Metaphors, How Big Is Your Chopper? – Video

“The TV chef was appearing on the show to talk viewers through some Christmas recipes, specifically involving sprouts.

Jamie ripped apart a turkey before starting to carve it up with a rather sharp knife, though there was time to sharpen it more.” Daily Star

The Gay Subtext Of “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”

“Thinking back on the children’s Christmas specials of yore with an adult frame of reference can be a little bit dizzying. There is the suffocating consumerist melancholy of A Charlie Brown Christmas, the existential dread of a magical friend’s impending death in Frosty the Snowman, and the political allegory of Heat Miser’s rise to power that is A Year Without a Santa Clause.” Vulture