Queer Clicks: August 08 | Learn From This Horrifying Story About A Guy Who Masturbated With A Coconut, Why I Put A Dragonfruit Up My Butt, & Other Fruity News, Wait Is A Coconut A Fruit?

Learn From This Horrifying Story About A Guy Who Masturbated With A Coconut

“The story starts, “Horny me decides that it would be a fantastic idea to fuck a coconut,” and only gets more interesting from there. See, the poster’s mom had apparently been recently obsessed with tropical fruits and when they learned that she would be out of the house for a whole day, they decided it was the perfect opportunity to drill a hole into on of her coconuts and see if it was actually as fantastic of a masturbation aid as they thought — it was.” Refinery

Why I Put A Dragonfruit Up My Butt

“If you’ve ever spent any time on YouTube, you’ve likely seen countless challenge videos. First, there was the cinnamon challenge. Then, the tin can challenge. Followed by the “what’s in my mouth” challenge. Eventually, things evolved into the “what’s up my bum challenge” that ― despite the suggestive title ― doesn’t involve any anal penetration.

Until now.” HuffPost

Instant Coffee That Gave Erections Is On Recall

“There’s been a recall on instant coffee that worked a little bit too much like Viagra. The type of instant coffee was New Kopi Jantan Traditional Natural Herbs Coffee from Bestherbs Coffee LLC.The FDA analyzed the coffee and found that there were chemicals that were very similar to ones found in Viagra.” Instinct

Meet The Model Who Made ‘Right In Front Of My Salad’ Iconic

“In early August, the internet was buzzing over a hot new scene from gay porn site men.com. But no one was talking about the dudes starring in the flick—they were talking about the girl who stole the scene while eating a salad.

In the preposterous plot of the scene, a husband had hired a chef to make his wife a special salad, and then he banged the chef in their kitchen. “Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?” she said. The line is now iconic, but who’s the actress?” The Daily Dot

Aug 08, 2017 By Dave 1 Comment

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