Strange Sex Encounters That Might Weird You Out!
Saying it was confusing may still be putting it mildly. But there are times that we just wanna ask “What the hell is happening?” getting all weirded out in a sexcapade. I have this group in a forum where we share common experiences as gay men in their 20s. We talk about everything without revealing our identities until we had a night out. We talked about our weirdest sex encounters and here are some of their stories I think would be fun to share.
1. Food Porn
The first story shared was about food but not necessarily about it. This happened when he was still with his boyfriend of 2 years. He said he was made into a human pizza and dessert by his ex. His body was glazed with tomato paste, olives, ham, shredded cheese, and his nipples were the pepperonis. Then his ex ate them all. As for the dessert, his ex tried to stuff his ass with a cherry and whip cream. That’s when he tried to stop his ex.
2. Not So “Sexy Music”
This guy went on a hot date with a hot daddy. They decided to link up at the daddy’s place and my friend noticed a bunch of cassette tapes piled in a shelf over his television. The guy pulled one from the shelf and put it in the cassette player. Then he lit a scented candle as the music starts playing. My friend was confused with the music. He did not know what song was playing. He did not have any idea at all but there’s one thing he is sure of. The music was definitely not gonna set you in the mood he said. So he Shazam-ed it and found out it was an Air Supply song. So my friend asked if they’re just gonna chill with the music but the guy pushed him to the bed and whispered to him “No. We are gonna have sex with that sexy song“. My friend said that he could not even concentrate while the whole Air Supply discography was playing in the background while the guy was going deeper on him. The guy’s was even matching the speed of his pounding with the tempo of every song that’s playing. My friend said that it was really something he could not stand because he asked the guy to stop the music or even turn it down at least but the guy said he’s not going to get hard without the music. My friend left the apartment puzzled.
3. Porn Studio Setup
So I had this colleague who is also part of this group. He went out with a guy he has spoken with for a good 5 minutes on a gay hook-up app. They went to a restaurant just across the hotel the guy was staying in for his business trip. So the guy made my friend stay at the hotel’s lobby for a moment because he needed to “fix” the room (which is something he could have done before going out with my colleague). The guy went back to the lobby to pick my colleague up and asked him he would only have sex with my colleague if they would record a sex tape. Well, my colleague admitted that it has always been somewhat his fantasy to make a sex tape so he agreed to come inside the hotel. He was shocked to see tripods with ball-like foams with them he’s suspecting as microphones. Though my colleague’s sure that the cameras were not ones used in professional productions, however, he still finds it weird to be having sex while filming it in a multiple camera setup. He said that he saw at least 3 smartphones in tripods. 2 were using the rear camera and the other one is facing the bed which he suspected would act as a monitor so they can see how the action was going to go. He said it felt uncomfortable and told the guy how he felt. Then the guy let him go.
4. Phone Usage
Well for this one, it’s pretty hard to ignore the fact that using your phone while you’re having sexy time is inappropriate. I have had experiences before where the other guy was talking with someone on the phone while I was giving him head. I paused for a while but he kept on making gestures telling me to continue with what I was doing. I mean I’m not sure what he was trying to prove there. He’s a multi-tasker maybe. I don’t really know. All I know was it was kind of distracting. Well, it was really distracting.
5. The Human Toilet
So another one shared a story when he was traveling and it was his first time hooking up in another country. He told me that he met this locale. He’s tall. Around 35-ish, well built and hung. My friend said the guy could barely understand him. My friend was into the country’s culture and language so he somehow managed to comprehend what the guy was telling him. So they went to the guy’s place after a couple of beer at a bar. The guy asked my friend to get in the bathroom. So as my friend was instructed to kneel for a blowjob session which he thought it was suppose to, my friend said the guy uttered something so fast he was not able to catch it. Then piss came pouring on his face. My friend said he may have drank some of it. Good thing my friend cannot be disgusted that easy by some kinks but I can imagine if it was done to somebody else. WITHOUT ANY UNDERSTANDABLE WARNING.
6. A Very Strange Role Play
Role plays can sometimes get sex more exciting and different. That’s a time when you can be who you want to be and at the same time, you can have your partner play a character you’ve been fantasizing to be getting laid with. However, I read this story in a forum where the guy was forced to act as Steve Harrington by his partner playing Jim Hopper in a one night stand. Both characters are from Stranger Things and the stint was more of a fan fiction by the guy who’s playing Officer Hopper. Well, that’s strange.
7. She Was There All Along
This has actually ruined a friendship. I had this friend whom I really like hanging out with because he was popular in the uni and he’s cute. We’ve been friends for a very long time which made me friends with his parents and sibs too. I was like an adopted family member every time I was in their house. He did not have any idea that I was crushing on him and wanted to get do it with him so bad. One time, in the heat of the moment, I just randomly asked my friend if we could have sex. To my surprise, he agreed. To his defense, he said he was just extremely horny that night (though we did it weekly afterward). So as we were about to bang, I noticed that his bedroom door was not locked. I tried to close it but he asked me not to. He even opened the door. I could see someone passing by outside his bedroom while we were banging and I told my friend what I was seeing. It was his mom. But my friend told me to just totally ignore it. None of us were drunk. None of us were even out of the closet to our parents. Next morning, I found out his mom blocked me on Facebook.
8. The Unusual Sex Toy
The guy shared a short story about his boyfriend trying to insert a frozen Weiner in his asshole straight from a freezer. That was cold.
9. Silent Witnesses
One guy from the group shared that he met up with a young boy who did not have his own place but was really horny so he was convinced by the boy that they can do it in their attic but they had to wait for his parents to go to their bedroom first. Fortunately, when he came to the boy’s house, the parents were already sleeping. They could not do it inside his bedroom because he’s sharing it with his little brother so they were left with no choice but to do it at the attic. So they went up and he noticed that old stuff were kept there. What surprised him was all these religious sculptures. He was thrilled banging this boy while seeing multiple Virgin Mary sculptures looking at him. He jokingly described the experience as “spiritual“.
10. First-Aid
A guy told us a story about a man just a few miles away from his location based on an app he used. Man’s username was “Need sex ASAP“. He tried messaging the man with his pictures and the man responded with his pictures too. He had the man come to his room because he was too tired to go to the man’s place. They live in the same apartment building. So the man was ringing the doorbell so hard and he opened the door quickly. The man was rushing to take his clothes off and the sex happened really fast. So the man told him that he needed to have sex because his tooth was aching and it was in the middle of the night thinking that the toothache would vanish after orgasm. Our friend gave him tootache drops and they continued to have sex. That’s how he met his boyfriend.
Have you had any weird sexcapades? We’re sure you had some weirder than these. Let us know yours below in the comments!