We are fans of Neil McNeil’s vlogs and his sassy style and attitude and we were impressed with his recent entry on straight guys reacting to Grindr. It’s a great video. And in what can only be considered as a nod to a great idea or an incredible turn of irony Jack’d, the new hookapp on the block posted a very similar video about straight guys reacting to Jack’d. Is this a case of a great idea being hijack’d or simply a nod? Watch the vids and you decide…they are both fun!
When you think of “unreciprocated blowjobs,” one porn star springs to mind — Cody Cummings. Oh, we love the bloke! He’s hot and a tease (who doesn’t love a good tease?). Heck, we even interviewed him. But when we saw his most recent solo scene, we noticed he’d changed quite a bit!
His face had become a wee rounder, his muscles a smidge softer, his balls a tad more pendulous. What had happened to our beloved pillow princess?!! We had to know!
So we hired our crack team of QC scientists to compare his old and new pics and to dig into his personal life, so we could get to the bottom of this renowned top. Have his short “retirement,” custody battle and studio struggles changed his appearance? The answer may shock you!!!
… or it may not; depends how sensitive you are. Anyway, read on and find out…!
Some sluts say, “If you’ve seen one dick, you’ve seen ’em all.” They couldn’t be more wrong. Sure, a lot of dicks look alike with the shaft and balls and what-not, but not all cocks are created equal — no ma’am.
In fact, after seeing Vic’s penis from Sean Cody and its unique proportions, we got hungry for other uniquely shaped cocks — y’know, the kind that feel unlike anything you’ve ever taken, the kind of dicks that really make you feel every inch and curve.
They’re rare beasts, like unicorns. But we wrangled five killer cocks with unique shapes that drive us absolutely wild! There’s even an extra-unique BONUS COCK that you won’t want to miss! Seriously, it’s amazing… and this may be your only chance to see it ever.
Hey everyone! It’s me, Chinpoko and I’m back with an all-new question. If you remember last time, I asked which lube was your favorite. Looks like water-based lube beat out silicone-based lube 35 percent to 30. After that, spit and cum were the two most popular lubes, you cheap bastards!
But it looks like QueerClick’s Editor D prefers to jerk off with Gun Oil. Fun fact: the product Gun Oil was started when a Marine platoon leader noticed many of his fellow servicemen used literal gun oil for masturbating. Apparently the oil lasted longer than other lubes and didn’t dry out so quickly in the sandy deserts of Kuwait.
Anyway, this time around I’ve got a question for you, but before you click over to the poll, take a look at the video above. It’s from a short film called Eloi and Biel by gay director Noel Alexander. The film follows two strangely named twink-boyfriends who fuck each other. There’s probably more plot than that, but c’mon it’s a short film, and a porn film at that — do you really care what the “plot” is? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
What I’m more interested is your opinion about the ski lodge lobby they seem to be schtupping in. Is it your ideal place to fuck, or would you prefer somewhere more low-key, like a metal smelting plant? Hmmm, that’s made me think of a good question!
Heya kids! It’s Chinpoko, back with another probing question! The last time I asked whether you’d ever date a guy who looked just like you, and the results were about 50-50 with most of you vain whores willing to date your twin. Can’t say I blame you, but save yourself some time and just start masturbating in the mirror — it’s basically the same thing.
This week, I was on the market for some lube, and I ran across this offer for a 55-gallon drum of Passion Natural Water-Based Lube!!! That’s enough to use for the rest of your life and still leave some for your kids in the will.
And the reviews are hilarious! For example, here’s one (supposedly) from openly gay, Japanese actor and Star Trek alum George Takei:
Brad and I will be Grand Marshals at this year’s San Diego Pride Parade, and we were looking for just the right touch to add a bit of pizazz to our appearance. So when we stumbled across the PASSION NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT – 55 GALLON drum, we felt we’d struck gold: “Just enough volume to soak an entire parade of spectators, and yet fits easily in our float.” Double win.
Now, how to spray the lube on the excited on-lookers? Why, by water pump gun, of course. To test out our delivery mechanism, we purchased a drum for our back yard and set up a slip and slide. I had Brad charge toward me down the slide, and I fired at will. It helped to imagine he was a Klingon Bird of Prey: Target that explosion and FIRE.
What I didn’t expect was that Brad’s forward momentum would cause him to crash into me, upending the entire drum along with us. Utter chaos. Our unfortunate cats, who had come out to judge our activities as cats will, were caught in the deluge. Looking like drowned rats, they howled and sped around the yard in hysterical circles, then tried for ten minutes to climb a tree.
Once again, the neighbors thought we’d set something on fire, so the LAFD arrived shortly afterwards. Try explaining any of this to a stranger, especially a hunky one in uniform. “Hose me down?” I offered. He kindly did, then retrieved our cats out of the tree with only minor scratches to the face. (They still aren’t speaking to us, by the way.)
Bottom line, we decided against soaking the Pride Parade revelers lest it create an “incident” that could upstage us entirely. But we do have a great new weekend fun activity.
Sooooo funny! But all this slippery, sliding silliness got me to thinking. Which lube gives you the best bang for your buck?
We all love the hot guys at All Australian Boys — they’re lean, clean-cut and handsome with beautiful dicks. And we especially love it when we get to see them get them in a glory hole. It’s so nice watching them moan, squirm and cum hard. Wow!
But you know who some QueerClickers don’t love? The guys in the glory holes doing the actual sucking. In fact, some QCommenters even call them “trolls”! As in:
“I know I wish they cropped that troll’s head out of the picture…total limp dick seeing that scary thing.”
just blur that troll’s head – makes me shiver with revulsion.
and:
Please, can we have more revealing shots of the cute guy & LESS – make that NONE – of the troll? This is really degrading stuff. Both for the model concerned & the viewer alike… it’s really off-putting to watch this sort of thing. One can only hope the remuneration for the model is well worth it. Now please excuse me whilst I throw up…
What??!! Why all the hate? Look, we know they may not be your cup of tea — especially compared to the slender, big-dicked hotties getting serviced. But without those so-called “trolls,” these hot Aussie boys wouldn’t be getting blown at all!
So we’ve decided to take back the ageist insult of “troll” and reclaim it by celebrating everything we love about these cock-hungry heroes of the glory hole realm!
Heya ‘bators! It’s me again, CHINPOKO! You ain’t forgot about me, right??! Of course not! I’m your favorite dick (besides your own), and I’m back with a brand new question!
So there’s this new photoblog that’s making my dick wag! It’s called BoyfriendTwin and it’s chock-full of boyfriend couples that look nearly identical. You know how I feel about twincest — remember the Peters twins??!! Whoa… PATA, PATA, PATA!!!
Though BoyfriendTwin doesn’t depict twincest per se, I assume some of the pics are of brothers and yes, some of them might be fucking. But mostly it features clothed clones snuggling and kissing and being all adorable — kinda like what the guys in our Split Identities series would look like if they took selfies together.
I’ve got more hot and heart-warming boyfriend twins for ya, but they’ve also brought a naughty question to mind…
We would like to wish all our QChinese readers a very HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR & GONG HEI FATT CHOI! May the year of the Horse bring you bountiful of Great Health, Prosperity, Happiness, and Virility! Have a good one, folks!
Gay porn megastudio Falcon have always been pioneers, leading the way with hot content and always staying abreast of what’s going on in the porn and non porn world around them. Now, with condoms in porn the major issue of the day, they have found a way to appeal to lovers of bareback porn without putting their performers at risk or giving into filming “raw” sex. In their upcoming release, California Dreamin’, they’ve airbrushed all the condoms out of the movie, as the screen shot above, shows. Look below to see that in the promotional stills for the movie, the condoms used in filming are clearly visible. Then see more stills to note that the airbrushed condoms are now invisible.
Shhh. It’s just you and me, handsome.
I know you really enjoy QueerClick, so I wanted to tell you about something not everyone knows about. It’s a bit of a secret and if you choose to join this Secret Queer Order, you’ll be rewarded handsomely with generous bulges of delight. If you’re a true fan, like I think you are—you keep up on every porn update (and by that we mean every tab, Asians, Caliente, Twinks and QCX), you post to Sticky, you’re shameless hard and proud on QCam, and you longingly miss QueerClique. Then boy, oh boy, do we have a newsletter for the true porn aficionado and lover of handsome men—YOU!
Shhh. It’s just you and me, handsome.
I know you really enjoy QueerClick, so I wanted to tell you about something not everyone knows about. It’s a bit of a secret and if you choose to join this Secret Queer Order, you’ll be rewarded handsomely with generous bulges of delight. If you’re a true fan, like I think you are—you keep up on every porn update (and by that we mean every tab, Asians, Caliente, Twinks and QCX), you post to Sticky, you’re shameless hard and proud on QCam, and you longingly miss QueerClique. Then boy, oh boy, do we have a newsletter for the true porn aficionado and lover of handsome men—YOU!
Goodbye November, Hellooooo December!
December is our favourite month of the year cos it means we can cosy up around our fireplace with endless cuppas of hot chocolate, get to see snow, spend time reflecting on the year that’s almost gone by, get our unicorn hooves in a bind voting for QC Man Of The Year and our favourite activity of all… PRESENTS EXCHANGE!
This year, we’ve decided to kick off our favourite month by putting together an advent calendar to count and celebrate the days in anticipation of Christmas. We’ve even built a cute little microsite specially for this event (thank you, Jo, for the brilliant work and for burning candles to push this out in time). Read on, cos there are many pressies to be given away!
Here’s what will happen:
1. On each day at 12 DAYS OF XXX-MAS, we will reveal a different Website Of The Day.
2. There will be an unique Promo Code each day.
3. The FIRST lucky person who enters the Promo Code when checking out will get a 30 Day Membership to the Website Of The Day at $0! If you’re fast enough, you’ll pick up the membership for free!
4. If you acted too slow and the free membership has already been awarded (if you see a message saying that the promo code is no longer valid, that means the prize has already been claimed), don’t panic! We have also negotiated 50% OFF the regular membership price for 100 other QueerClick readers. Simply enter promo code queerclickgift to take advantage of this strictly limited time 50% OFF promotion when you check out.
So in short, there are 12 different memberships to be won between 1 – 12 December. And 50% membership discounts for 100 purchasers everyday.
Make sure you bookmark the Microsite and check back every single day. We’ve even added a countdown counter to let you know when the next deal will be available.
We have more giveaways throughout the rest of December. This is just the first. Check back often, and we look forward to spending December with you in a jolly good manner.
XOXO,
Editor D
We have been kept busy with a new-found obsession lately at QCHQ – Web Statistics! So when we came across what our comrades did with the amazing “Pornhub Traffic Trends Driven by Worldwide Events” Infographics (fully interactive we kid you not!), it didn’t take long before we jizzed in our Orlebra Browns.
As you were able to see, world events play a key role in the dips in traffic that Pornhub experiences, and we at QueerClick echo the same observations with our smut traffic! Take for example (see infographics image above) – When the world’s about to end, what do people do? One last wank, of course! #YOLO
We present a sampling of some of the more interesting highlights from the Pornhub’s exercise after the jump.
Fleshjack by Fleshlight has announced Donny Wright as the latest addition to the Fleshjack Boys line of custom-molded sex toys.
“Our customers spoke and we listened,”Fleshjack marketing manager Daniel Pacheco said. “Wright placed first in last year’s Fleshjack Boys Search Contest. We had a total of five winners.”
Check out the goods here.
