Grapefruit Lover Makes The Best BJ Noise Ever!

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Meet Denise Walker (aka Angel). She’s a classy ass dame who wants to teach you how to pleasure a man using nothing more than your mouth and a grapefruit. But before you watch her instructional video, know this — Angel makes dick-sucking noises like a congested goblin! Dear God it’s horrid, and you’ll definitely want to hear it.
According to Angel, every man can’t wait to be blindfolded and blowjobbed with a citrus — citric acid and sensitive cock-skin be damned! Plus, grapefruit and cock are both low-calorie foods, meaning that her grapefruit-blowjob trick could just save your marriage and help you shed a few pounds in the process.
Hear Angel’s ghastly BJ noise and learn more about citrus-love after the jump!

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04 Aug 14 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

We Watched Broke Straight Boys’ YouTube Channel So You Don’t Have To


Broke Straight Guys has a YouTube channel filled with videos of like, straight dude bros hanging out and like, doing stuff and the sort of things bros so when they’re not busy cramming their mouths full of “heterosexual” boy dongs. Their videos are basically like the hybrid mutant kids of soft-core beer ads and Big Brother reality shows, except with slightly more homo-tension.
If you like brahs and Big Brother then walk (do not RUN) to their YouTube channel right now! But if you feel “meh” about those things, then this article is for you! We’ve gone through and watched most of Broke Straight Boys’ videos for you so you can cut through the marketing filler and get straight (tee-hee) to the good stuff.
Check out five of their best vids after the jump!

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08 Jul 14 By paperbagwriter 7 Comments

Banker Wankers – Antonio Da Silva


They’ve often been called “banker wankers” but it all gets literal in Antonio Da Silva’s docu-style banker wanking 12-minute short film. We’ve seen the full video and love it. A hidden camera portrays sexual interactions between bankers in a public restroom during their lunch break. No words, just signs, few body sounds, it is a choreography around the urinal. The film was shot over a period of one year in London financial district. Around lunchtime — 12:30 to 2:30 P.M. is the peak time for a wank with a banker.
*No actors were used in the making of BANKERS

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25 Mar 14 By Editor D 10 Comments

Wank: Beach Wank

Wank: Beach Wank
With the winter’s end dragging we’re more than sure that you guys are more than ready for some beach time! So get ready and bring your sunscreen because we’re going to the nude beach and we don’t want you to burn your special bits. xTuber punknine is an exhibitionist, so he, and the hot upward curve of his cock, don’t mind if there’s a live audience. We liked the fact that someone was nearby that even seemed ready to jump in and help with the wanking. As he said it in the descripition “choppy seas, but the tide is not all that’s up and high!”
New! Download link after the jump!

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19 Mar 14 By G. 3 Comments

Wank: Self Cock Worship

Wank: Self Cock Worship

If you are in the mood for some big beefy hairy bear you came to the right place! xTuber hairyalaskanartist saved his load for more than a week and he was more than ready to bust a big one so he stroked the veiny shaft of his cock like there was no tomorrow. The head was extra engorged and so eager to unload that precum was just dripping from his slit. The cum explosion was so potent the he shot directly in his mouth!

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11 Mar 14 By G. 8 Comments