Olfactophilia
Smell that stench?
Olfactophilia and Osmolagnia are both terms used to describe the paraphilia for, and sexual attraction to, or sexual arousal by, smells and odors emanating from the body, especially the sexual areas.
Our Cheeseboy here simmered his pecker for a week wrapped tight and warm in a condom. The fermentation sends him into a dizzying cloud nine. He confessed that none of his lovers mind. In fact, they lap up all that ripe and pungent produce cos he's purportedly so good looking and has a body to die for.
So my question to you is: Would you take it, if it was say, Zac Efron's (or anyone of your fantasies) dick? Or there's no way you will go near that health hazard regardless of who it's attached to?
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I know we're not allowed to moan and groan in here, but since you tagged it under the "Ew!" category, here's a BIG EW!. I cannot imagine how anyone can get off on something that smelly?
shouldn't this be in your new, more seedy blog? what's next? shit stains? keep this one lighthearted and informed please. i don't need to see this crap here.
EDITORS: Er, this IS the 'newer and seedy blog'...that's the point. Be careful where you click. Cheese bombs are everywhere. And thanks for the idea - skid marks on the way!
Maybe it will be a new fetish?
Some people like farts.
Oh really?
Looks like he's well on the way to a yeast infection. Soon he can enjoy the cramping pain and blood of a full-blown urinary tract infection.
Smegma is a natural lubricant, Stevedenver. The animal kingdom wouldn't exist without smegma. It's no longer evolutionarily important in human beings, and is a natural secretion, and not actually "dirty". Even though it's fucking gross.
YUK.. UGGHH... ..
Thats GROSSSSS
hey, if dickcheese is a lubricant, why don't more use it in place of Astroglide?
holy crap. I really couldn't see the cheese in those first few shots. But, man, that last shot is kinda gross. And right when I was having breakfast. Blech. LOL.
I was wondering how a dick gets that way. Thanks for the tip. LOL.
To each their own. Enjoy the cheese you smelly pervs.
EDITOR D: Now that's the spirit, Scott! =)