Okay – how many of you realize that the only reason you’re holding it together at all this Holiday season is because of some fantabulous medications that keep you “level-headed“, “in good spirits” or “in state of cool and calm“? I have to admit that most of my “Holiday Cheer” is the by-product of some very potent Anti-Depressants, Anti-Anxiety and Mood Enhancers that have been prescribed to me. Yes – this is the age of “happiness in a bottle“.
But let’s be honest – wouldn’t you rather have us just a tad ‘doped up’and happy than bitter, vengeful and spending each waking moment finding fault and something to bitch about? I know that the people around me – including the rare actual family member I have contact with – are ecstatic about my “controlled” demeanor.
Wouldn’t it be fun if we took everyone’s neurosis and applied it to a well known Holiday songs? Let’s see what we come up with, shall we? Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House Amnesia: I Don’t Know If I’ll Be Home For Christmas Autistic: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock, etc. etc. Once Every Hour Forever. Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Me Roasting on an Open Fire Full Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, and I Won’t Tell You Why!. Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and anything else that doesn’t move in my path with decorations that will dazzle everyone. Multiple Personality Disorder: We Are Three Queens Just Look At Us – Wow! Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing about me, Me, ME! Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, and on and on and on – you get the idea… Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus…. So I Burned Down the House Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, I’ll Tell You Why – It is all Because of YOU! Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe, now who am I? Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
May you and yours have a very Happy Holiday Season – despite all the pitfalls that a family gathering can bring to the surface!
M’wah – M.
Ric is a tall, lean and muscular Seabee stationed in San Diego who was actually referred by a viewer. Since this shoot and prior to this video release, Ric has done some work for Dirk Yates as “Sean” claiming he’s a Marine after he shot with Rob. Rob sees this as the best compliment – to have a discovery of his now sought after by the best. But Rob got one up on them because he managed to suck Ric’s dick!
Ric’s 19, horny as fuck, and jumped at the chance to experiment and get paid for doing it.
Rob put him in his whites (yes he’s in the Navy not the Marines), and boy did he look classy and sharp! His big frame and tight waist, big feet, and thick legs just made him look like a poster boy for the Navy. Rob did the usual interview questions and he had some interesting things to say actually…got laid at age 12!!
Full view cum shots after the jump. Don’t miss!
Okay, this is wild.
One of us has caught a quick glimpse of QC appearing on last night’s Oprah Winfrey Show. In “My Husband Is Gay” husbands and fathers who were secretly gay shared their struggles. In a particular segment they had a staff member showing some sites online (where married men look for gay porn), and that was when QC appeared!
Can anyone else confirm this? Anyone with TIVO? Anyone recorded the programme? We need a screenshot! Help!!
Hey Kids –
Thanks for all the well wishes. It is nice to know that so many of you actually care about the person behind the typing.
My Doctor and I have got it narrowed down to two of the six new meds. I’ll spend the next week not taking one and see what happens. Then if nothing changes – we’ll know it’s the other medication that is causing all the problems.
Pretty easy when you think about it. But what a royal pain in the ass!
I have to tell you – losing the use of your feet and legs is a very weighty issue to ponder. Take a moment and think about how your life would be without the use of your legs. I’m sure you’d find it fairly difficult to do anything without them. I guess I just want to let you know that there are so many supposed “little” things that we take for granted every day. Everything you possess is a blessing. I can promise you that your life will become richer when you come to the realization that even the tiniest thing can actually become the thing that would change a person’s entire life.
You are all my kids – and I pray that you outlive all of me! But for now – please try to keep up with the old lady!
PS here’s a photo of my “Doc” – Dr. Mary Starkebaum and myself at my annual birthday party that she throws for me at her lakefront home.
M’wah – M.
It’s time to “Dick the Halls” over at the offices of Men At Play!
Every year the owners of MAP throw a formal, holiday party for their stable of suited studs. This year it appears that their resident, blond-buck Jason and newbie, fresh-faced Fred are taking full advantage of the situation.
With both boys suited to the nines, and a glass of wine in each hand, they quickly were able to find an empty office, just off the main party, to get down and dirty!
Can you feel the passion, as well as the tension? What if someone walks in? What if they are caught with their pants down? When will the boss cum in to wish these boys a humpy holiday? Hehe.
Oh hell. Tis the season! Right? The more the merrier!
Merry Click-mas Queer Clickers from the men of MAP and yours truly! Be safe, but take the time to play with the ones you love! Click! Click!
WOW, we’ve only just found out about our nomination over at Best Gay Blog of the Year Award. We’re apparently not doing too bad so far, and giving the more popular blogs a run for their money (shots). Click here to nominate for us for “Best Adult Content Site” if you think we’re worthy. Thank you!
Also, voting has closed for the Cybersocket Annual Web Awards. Thanks to all those who’ve voted for us.
Andy is pretty much all American. He loves baseball, his mom, apple pie (in moderation). But his angelic looks can be deceiving. He might love baseball and apple pie but Andy really loves to jack off on video. Which is fine by us ‘cos this guy has got a beautiful face, a lean, tight body and a very hairy treasure trail and ass crack.
Ahhh, Next Door Male delivers with Trent! He’s a little dopey/surfer like, but also dead sexy (in my opinion). We like his floppy hair and his big weiner and low hanging nuts, among other things. Check out all of the images at Next Door Male…
Hey Kids –
Sorry I’ve been so quiet lately. I’ve been very busy – but also I’ve been going through some really fun “side effects” from a couple new meds that I’m taking.
I do want to let you know that my “counts” this December were the best that I’ve had since we started keeping track of them. My T-cells are at 665 – which is above ‘normal’. That’s a first for me! Then my viral load – while still not undetectable they are less that 1,000: 810 to be exact. Then the best number of all is that I’m working with 35% of my immune system! That’s an all-time high!
So while all these numbers are great – I also had to change meds as well. Actually just uping the dosage of 3 and adding 6 new ones. Usually it doesn’t take me very long to notice any negative ‘side-effects’. But this time it totally caught me off guard last week. I’ve spent most of my days in bed. Unfortunately the first thing to always ‘give out’ are my legs. And being someone who needs their legs and feet to get around – it’s been very un-nerving.
But I promise I’ll make it up to you all. Yet it seems that the rest of the crew have been keeping you happy with all the hot boys!
And just so you know that I love you all and think of you daily – I wish you the best of Holiday Seasons. Here’s a pic of Mom and all her kids. Yes – I have three cats – a tiny dog – and what you don’t see are the two tanks of tropical fish. Happy Holidays!
**Top row – Him & Her; Middle row – B.T.; Charlie Brown; Maxie P.; Third row – the baby of the house Mr. Charcoal Briquette**
Ahhh the boys at Male Strippers Unlimited would like to give you a special Christmas gift: A new gallery full of hot strippers with big hardons (and some with white like snow cum shots!). Check out these amazing exhibitionists and sexy scenes that make us think we need to hang out in more clubs with strippers… hmmm… or cut to the chase and spend more time at Male Strippers Unlimited.
Just a note of thanks for all your efforts! I visit your site every morning when I get into work and really helps get me through the day.
Love the new Tee’s they are great would love one but have to organise getting it all the way back here to sunny South Africa. Keep up the good work! – Donovan
I just was directed to your site by a friend and hadn’t seen it before. It’s awesome. Thanks. – Andy
Thanks for the sweet notes, guys! And thanks to all of those who’ve been religiously plugging QC to their friends. Please continue to do so, so more people can “benefit” from the site. =)
To all you Eric Bana fans out there. Here are some grabs off “Chopper” with Eric’s banana hanging out. And yes, we know it’s a prosthetic dick. Any guesses how his own dick compares?
More questions: You think it’s green when he turns into The Hulk? What if he turns into The Hulk when he’s inside you? *shudders* Better don’t mess around with the Banana!
Editor’s Update: OMG. Just bumped into a guy at the gym who looked exactly like Eric!!
Public Service Announcement: There’s a members-contest happening over at AmateurStraightGuys.com. Here’s what you may win yourself:
The Grand Prize winner gets a trip to sunny Arizona to visit Doug and Jay, watches a hot video update being filmed, AND an iPod loaded with ASG videos. Second prize is an iPod loaded with videos and an ASG DVD collection. Third prize winner receives an iPod loaded with ASG Videos.
Don’t miss the promo video with Jay reading his lines off the prompter! Haha.
The drawing will be broadcast Live online on February 14th, 2006 at 7pm Pacific. Good luck and Berry Merry X’mas!!
