Top 10 QComments

Because last week’s Top 10 mostly concerned barebacking, it got a bit heavy. Worry not though, faithful readers, because this week the Top 10’s back with the sweetness and light you’ve come to expect from our beloved QCommenters. Don’t believe us? Well, how do size queens, studio haters, race-baiters, and bisexual vegetable fuckers sound to you? Oh! We’ve got your interest now, do we. Well then, on with the Top 10!

When Latin eye-candy Ricky Martin basically outed himself in an Aqui TV interview, our QComments ranged from “Leave Ricky alone!” and “We’ve known for decades!” to “Meh.” But scooter not only provided additional evidence for Martin’s homosexuality, but an interesting cultural stereotype based on actual experience (re: fucking):

Do you think if Ricky was straight or even BI he’ could’nt find a beautiful woman to have his babies the old fashioned way, instead they were born by surrogate. The men in the latin culture have a problem admitting to being gay. I dated a latino man and he was mucho in the closet except for a small few that new and the thought of anyone finding out made him freak out.

Hmmm… no wonder that Latino guy never called us back after we showed up to the restaurant in assless chaps. Oh well, his loss. And talking about asses, Michael Lucas shelled out $18K to get what might be a non-speaking role on a primetime TV show. His desire to make porn models more accepted in mainstream culture may sound smart, but QCommenter frankie o thinks Lucas’ decision might be based on another grey matter:

silly silly man – does he not know that being just ‘a fantasy’ is (almost) the main requiremnt of being a porn star – . . . and what’s with your age demagraphic thing? anyone who’s straight [of any age, in most locations] wont know who he is [thats like assuming that gay men know who the Playrabbits are – or whatever those bitches are called] . . . but i’m guessing he’s reaching a point where he’s feeling ‘too old’ to be doing porn and is trying [like many others] to break back thru the mainstream after so many years in the porn party wilderness . . . maybe if he’s used his brain instead of his cock to make a living [no judgment – its another thing gay men like ifrom thier porn stars – a cock]

First off, if Lucas’ repeated press releases are any indication, he doesn’t feel old; he feels like a teenager. Plus, Lucas 30-year-old physique can only be the result of a Satanic pact. If that’s old, wheel us into whatever retirement villa he ends up in—we’ll bring the vodka.
Lastly, on the celebrity front, Thomas disagreed when we said see-through underwear’s less sexy than non-see-through. That and, he had some words for another teenage heartthrob—Robert Pattinson:

Too much visibility!? Hell no! Especially when the underwear is worn by Levi Poulter! As for the last Sticky, I am still in the dark as to why the world is so obsessed with Robert Pattinson! He’s not attractive at all and looks stoned off his ass in every candid picture. All these Emo girls (or perhaps just girls in general) who are obsessed with vampires and/or go Lady Gaga over any new leading man dubbed a heartthrob are ridiculous.

OK, you may have a point, Thomas. But have you ever seen this underwear pic of Pattinson? Oh yeah, it’s fake. Well how about these videos of him making out with men? Oh, they’re from a film. Man, OK. But do you really gotta kill the dream of every teenage girl?
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