UPDATE: More Split Suit Pics From Swimmer Ricky Berens

UPDATE: More Split Suit Pics From Swimmer Ricky Berens
Yesterday when we posted pics of Ricky Beren’s split swimming suit we only offered one measly little shot. But dammit, this is a respectable porn blog and if we expect you to get off, we’d better provide a handful of shots. Well, thanks to porn star Brent Everett, we’ve dug up these additional tasty shots! Now you can imagine diving face first into his fuzzy bottom and breathing out while doing some advanced stroke work. We’ll see who pulls a-head into first… we might even work a flip turn or round up some teammates for some relay action. We know Ricky’s quick… but how quick, Rick?

29 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Buk Buddies: Mikel

Mikel at Buk Buddies
Along with other Buk Buddies stars like Jeremy, Bekim, Bruno and Brodie, to name only a few, Mikel stands as one of our Buk Buddies’ all time favorites. So we were so happy to find a new set with full-length video! His very first set, “Squeeky Clean,” is the perfect show piece for this amazing GQ hottie—and completely remastered in higher definition! This is Mikel at 20 and was his debut at Buk Buddies. He’s young, enthusiastic and exciting and best of all sexy from any angle. Enjoy!

29 Jul 09 By redmonkey 6 Comments

English Lads: Rick & Justin

Rick and Justin at English Lads
Rick is laid back and horny today—he is gagging to shoot his load! Who better to service his cock than Justin, who can’t wait to get his hands on Rick’s uncut cock. Justin’s mouth that is first sucking off Rick who goes from a semi to a stiffy, as soon as Justin blows him. Rick is perfecting his own technique and shows Justin “straight” boys can suck cock too (we call that bisexual, but whatever)—and he seems quite good at it. Well, one thing leads to another and Justin is soon sitting down and riding Rick in some great positions as he sits back and gets the whole of Rick’s big old cock. Rick slams into Justin on his back and then pulls out and judging by his face he is exploding over Justin and exploding he does, sparking Justin to dump his own load, as he drowns in Rick’s cum!

28 Jul 09 By redmonkey Write a comment!

Is WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy on GuysWithiPhones?

Is WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy on GWiP?
Ever since Michael Stipe dropped in on GuysWithiPhones, we’ve been watching the site like a hawk just to see who’ll pop up. There’s already been a handful of porn stars, possibly a contestant from So You Think You Can Dance, and now (quite possibly) a successful WWE Wrestler… or just his hands anyway.
Jeff Hardy (aka. the Enigma, Wolverine, Galaxion, Gladiator, and The Iceman among others) is the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion and from the look of him, we wouldn’t want to go toe-to-toe against him in a ring either—especially since his finishing move is an inverted facelock neckbreaker slam called the “Reverse of Fate.”
But his hands seem to have possibly ended up on GuysWithiPhones. Now, we’re scratching our heads somewhat because in some photos he’s got that crazy right hand tattoo and in others he seems to not. Also, this arty black-and-white shot doesn’t seem to fall into GWiP’s standard fare of well-hung shirtless jocks. And finally, even if it is Jeff Hardy, it doesn’t mean that he uploaded it.
So it remains a small mystery, but the site continues to be a strange meeting place for all sorts of handsome men. And if it is Hardy, it makes us even more curious what sorts of delightfully horrible things he could do with those hands. In fact, maybe a finishing move of his in bed wouldn’t be so bad after all, eh sports fans?
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28 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Corbin Fisher: Shay

Corbin Fisher: Shay
Shay is an interesting guy to have around, and a lot of fun in his own way. When he first showed up at Corbin Fisher, he seemed quite standoffish and uncomfortable, in his own world, wearing a hoodie (with the hood pulled up over his head), and wouldn’t speak much. Over time, Corbin realized that he wasn’t standoffish and uncomfortable but just had his own unique personality and way of opening up.

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28 Jul 09 By Ken 10 Comments

CFNM.NET: Chav

CFNM.NET: Chav
Chavs are in the rise in Britain. These are teenage delinquents who roam the streets with baseball caps tipped at ninety degrees, imitation brand-label tracksuit bottoms with the trouser legs tucked into their socks and wearing lots of fake gold bling. The strong policewomen at CFNM.net have pulled one in off the streets and try to book him. When he acts violently towards the women he sees as inferior, they physically subdue and strip him naked. With his face burning in anger, the empowered women grope the boy and shove a baton up his tight pink asshole. Nasty clothed women have their fun with naked boys at CFNM.net!

28 Jul 09 By aaron Write a comment!

NextDoorStudios: Chris Taylor

Next Door Male: Chris Taylor
It’s a rainy, dreary day, but Chris Taylor is finding ways to have fun indoors. After a light, healthy lunch, Chris finds himself becoming quite aroused. His thoughts drift toward far off places. He has visions of well hung island men, dancing in traditional garb. Some of them are engorged, just as he is himself. He strokes his thick, meaty erection and imagines native hands touching him all over.

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28 Jul 09 By Jo 2 Comments

New York Straight Men: Chet

new york straight men chet
Meet Chet! He lives on Long Island and is a high school football coach. Chet is in is late 40’s, sports a 1970’s style “pornstache”, is married and has a couple of kids.
He is the typical athletic, suburban dad, but with a kinky side—he loves to get blowjobs from just about anybody who will suck him.
Well Sergio is not just NYSM’s newest resident cocksucker, he is a jock himself. He grew up playing soccer and continues to play whenever he can. Its not just soccer he likes to do whenever he can, he loves to suck off hot hairy guys, just like Chet.

28 Jul 09 By Dave 4 Comments

Nominate Your Favorite Porn Site (ahem) For The 10th Annual Cybersocket Awards

Nominate Your Favorite Porn Site For The 10th Annual Cybersocket Awards
Thanks to masturbating voters like yourself last year QueerClick won the 9th Annual Cybersocket Web Award for Best Adult Blog. So we thought you’d like to know that nominations for the 10th annual awards just opened up today. The Cybersocket awards “honor the best in LGBT adult online entertainment,” which loosely translates to “Cybersocket awards sites that generate the most spooge with square glass dildos.” We honor their mission and want you to join in the spooge-tastic fun by nominating your favorite websites.
We don’t just mean us (how arrogant you must think us!); your should nominate any similarly great adult sites that bring you pleasure day in and day out. Heck, they’re even accepting nominations for Best Fetish Site, Best Adult Hookup Site, and Best Porn Star Site as well as many others. That means that your favorite leather bear site, online cruising spot, and power bottom’s blog could get the big glass phallus if enough people vote for them. And the great thing is that the winner’s chosen entirely by web users like you. Cybersocket explains the process:

Sites are nominated on the basis of how well they fulfill their advertised missions, and for their usefulness, design, and uniqueness. You, the Web surfer, vote for your favorite sites in any number of categories. You choose and determine the winners. When voting, we encourage you to use your own subjective criteria in making your decisions, thus enabling you to send a clear message to webmasters and website developers that you may want more of some things and less of others.

Cool, huh? So you can nominate sites until September 24th, then voting goes from November 2nd to December 31st. There’s no finer Thanksgiving Day blessing or surprise Chanukah gift than voting for your favorite porn site. You can check out past winners here or nominate your favorite sites here.

28 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Men Over 30: Dean Tucker & John Stone

Dean and John at Men Over 30
32 year old Dean Tucker, and has seven rock hard inches on a sexy fur covered chassis. His playmate today is Florida’s own “grown man” lover, John Stone. John is a 22 year old smoldering hottie with a rock hard bod and a tight round ass that wet dreams are made of. Dean is first at bat as he sucks on John’s growing cock. After a bit, he stands and begins to feed John his own growing boner, face-fucking the native Floridian with his throbbing meat. These boys are into oral and soon Dean is back on John’s rock hard cock for more action as he sucks and swallows every delicious inch of it. Dean assumes the position on all four as he looks back at John who is suiting up to take the plunge. John’s cock slides into Dean’s ass with ease and begins to fuck him deep. Dean can only moan and beg for more as John begins to fuck him with a steady pace. Dean hits all the right spots—he kneels beside John’s chest as he unloads all over his chest and abs and John isn’t far behind as he too unloads all over his sexy self.

28 Jul 09 By redmonkey Write a comment!

Randy Blue: Robbie Madden

Randy Blue: Robbie Madden

When Randy needs a little break he loves to drive out to Las Vegas for a long weekend. The last time he was there he had just come out of a casino and was waiting for a cab when he saw this guy walk by with the most amazing body.

He saw Randy standing there and said hello with a really sweet smile, so they started talking. His name was Robbie Madden. Randy suggested that he must have spent a lot of time at the gym to get a body like that and he told Randy that he was a personal trainer who was really into bodybuilding.

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28 Jul 09 By Ken 12 Comments

Olympic Swimmer Ricky Berens Splits Under Pressure

Olympic Swimmer Ricky Berens Splits Under Pressure
You may have heard the term “timed splits” in lap swimming. It refers to the amount of time it takes to swim portions of a race. Well, Olympic relay swimmer, Ricky Berens offered us another sort of timed split this last weekend when his ultra-tight body suit split moments before his race. Here’s the story with our comments in italics.

As Ricky Berens, scheduled to swim third for the U.S. morning swim squad, bent over on the pool deck for a drink of water moments before the race, his suit—a Jaked01 (Jaked?!! Like naked with a J? Hilarious!)—split significantly in the back, exposing his rear end.

There was no time to change the suit, so U.S. anchor leg Cullen Jones urged Berens to forget the gaping hole (his butthole?) and swim.

Berens dived in and contested his third leg (Tee-hee, third leg. We’d contest his third leg too. As in, why is his third leg not in our mouth?) as scheduled, helping the U.S. team to a fourth-place finish in its heat in 3 minutes, 11.64 seconds—and securing a critical slot in the night’s final for Phelps and his teammates (we’d love to score a “critical slot” in the night’s final with Phelps). Phelps did not swim in the qualifying heat, but will lead off the relay in tonight’s final.

“He still swam his heart out,” Jones said. “To see that kind of professionalism in college; I know I didn’t have it.” (As a college swimmer, one of our staff can attest to having the balls and the ass to swim naked, no matter the costs, professionalism be damned)

Berens, the 2009 Big 12 Swimmer of the Year from Texas, was not available to comment on the suit problem. Jones, though, said tears were becoming increasingly common as swimmers sought the tightest-fitting suits possible for the greatest performance-enhancement.

“They’re all splitting,” Jones said. “We’re all having problems. We want to get it as tight as possible as sprinters.” (Lucky us)

We used to love watching swimming because it involved wiry studs swimming in skimpy speedos that show off their equipment. The sport’s gotten so rated PG since they started swimming in steampunk body suits. Thery’re like updated versions of the old-timey “water bathing costumes” of 1911, back when enjoying sex was still unhealthy. Luckily, the organization that regulates all high-level swimming competitions, FINA (Federacion Interationale de Natacion), has voted to ban the body-hiding super suits and force swimmers to go back to the horny Speedo roots!

In an effort to clean up its sport, the international governing body of swimming will require its athletes to show more skin. By an overwhelming vote Friday at its general congress, FINA (Federacion Interationale de Natacion) officials decided to ban the high-tech swimsuits that have been likened to doping on a hanger.

We’re all about forcing swimmers to do things we enjoy.
Via Sticky.
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28 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments