As Rachel Ray would say, “YUMMO!” Bel Ami finds these incredible hotties and then gives us very little info on backstory on these guys so we wind up saying things like hot, super, sexy, big dick, hot ass, etc. In a way it’s refreshing to just have hot pics and no story, after all hot pics of naked men really don’t need words do they?
Some guys are shy, some are cocky, some are funny, and some are charming. Doug falls under the “funny” and “cocky” categories, and Harley falls under “funny” and “charming.” So they’re both really funny! Sean put them together and knew that it was going to be comedic. And it was.
Attention sports fans! American football’s a favorite sport of ours—the tackling, the patting, the oh so tight uniforms. Forget the commercials… when the Super Bowl or any other football event comes on, we’re looking at the player VPLs and packages. Not everyone wears a protective cup, which is good, because those protect us from seeing jock cock! Georgia Bulldog’s quarterback, Joe Cox recently did a profile for Sporting News Today and gave us fans an unexpected play on the sidelines. His apparently long cut cock makes us want to get deep in this quarterback’s end zone and drive a hard play. After that, we’d hit the showers and then show him all the moves in our playbook. Monday night is a great night for football!
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Get ready. One of this week’s posts actually left Chinpoko speechless… I know. It’s a first. In fact, he’s still so shocked that I—Editor D—have to welcome you to this week’s, PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Extra Big Dicks: Tommy and Krist
Chinpoko trying to speak…
This is all I can say: as a dick, I aspire to Defendi’s dong… I aspire. IAOOC – Army Guys
Atten-hut!!
Even though I think this feature’s name is waaaaay too long and boring. (Come on! In And Out Of Clothes?! Get creative, people!), this week’s post is good.
The military guys this week are smoking hot. Why’re military men so hot? Maybe it’s because homosexuality remains so forbidden for them. True there isn’t any queer hanky panky going on in the pics, but sometimes ones’ imagination does an even better job. Don’t ask, because I’m not tellin’ boys!
That’s not true… I’ll tell everyone. I’m a huge gossip.
It’s a regular farmer’s market over atQCam. Between the zucchini and the summer squashes, the friendly farmers at QCam have all sorts of delicious delights growing down under. These growing girths are chock full of protein, 100% organic, and will leave you hungry for more. Just check out what these three QCam newcummers have growing in their man-patches: Filan (10 pics) – Farmer Filan’s got a friendly face and a body begging for bidding. We’d love to pull him in the tool shed, strip off his hot shirt and tight briefs and help bring him sweet relief. It’s a punishing summer and what better reward than sweet relief from all his hard work? Young Blood (18 pics) – Our parents always told us to eat our veggies. Luckily, Young Blood’s big carrot has got us feeling rabbit-ish. How about hopping over to his hole and snacking on his big stalk. It’s got tons of flavor to savor and won’t wilt, even in the heat! RockingOUt (15 pics) – RockingOUt cooks up a big pot of love stew for you and the boys using his secret ingredients. His dish is fresh, delicious, and served up night. It may seem like a smaller serving to begin with, but once you begin eating, you’ll be surprised how suddenly filling it becomes, yet you’ll return for seconds, thirds, and fourths. Soup’s on at QCam! Come over and check out the offering. Like what you see? Leave a QComment or set up shop on your own. The QCam market’s always open and waiting for new produce. Your QCock could be the hit of QCam!
A NakedSword.com Membership gets unlimited access to a massive library of thousands and thousands of full-length gay porn movies. Although they have the newest releases from top studios like Falcon, Titan, Hot House, Studio 2000, Lucas Entertainment and Raging Stallion, they also have a massive collection of vintage pre-condom classics, fetish, amateur, and pretty much anything else you can think of. Join now for just a buck. Here’s the top five most-watched movies playing on NakedSword this week:
1. Red Light, Mustang Studios:
Directors Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo strike gold yet again with the second installment in their “colorbox” series. There are some serious hunks in the cast: Can you say Bruno Bond, Tyler Saint, Diesel Washington, Vince Ferelli … oh, did we mention Leo Giamani?!
2. The Trainer, Falcon Studios:
Falcon Exclusive Ty Colt is The Trainer that everyone is dying to workout with. A stellar cast makes this a must watch: Starring Adam Killian, Leo Giamani, Aden & Jordan Jaric, T.J. Hawke and Trent Davis in his first scene for Falcon.
3. Breeders Vol. 3, Cock Tease/Next Door Male:
Straight porn filmed for a gay audience! Some of the hottest stars of gay amateur porn getting down and dirty with the ladies. Starring Dorian Grey (aka Patrick Bateman), Miles, Phoenix, Deni, Mike Cooper, Adam and a whole mess of ladies. The camera is all about focusing on these hunk’s bodies so it’s safe even for the most vagi-phobic of gay men.
4. Beg For It, Buckshot Productions:
We knew the second we saw Ryan Raz staring at us with his adorable blue eyes from the cover of this movie we’d be begging for more. These guys are clean-cut boy-next-door types doing all kinds of raunchy stuff. Also starring Hayden Stephens, Lucky Daniels, Nash Lawler, Vince Ferelli and more.
5. Class Reunion, Catalina
Streaming exclusively on NakedSword, this beloved pre-condom classic from 1983 directed by legendary director William Higgins features pretty much every single superstar of the era including (but not limited to) Leo Ford, Michael Christopher, Cory Adams, Brian Thompson, Giorgio Ganali and many more.
In today’s update, Eddie Diaz is a young, hip Hollywood stud. He’s got everything you could want… a nice house, tons of cash, and a naked houseboy/gardener. But getting a look at Johnny Angel’s hot ass shakin’ in the sun has Eddie all hot and he needs to do some diggin’ in the dirt of his own. Johnny has really come into his own. Every time he comes in for a video or an appearance on Randy Blue Live he just gets better and better.
At Straight Hell, Ed is dehumanised and terrified of what his captors might do next. He grunts with misery as Adrian drags him over to his mate Pierce, trapped in the stocks. Despite Ed’s protests, they shove his head up into Pierce’s crack, ordering him to rim the hairy hole. Every second he delays earns him a beating him with a belt, until he gets his unwilling tongue cleaning Pierce’s sweaty sphincter. Pierce hates every second, but bent over in the stocks, there’s no escape.
Unlike He-Man, we never considered the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles very sexy. Well, maybe if you removed their shells, but even then, actual turtle penis looks like menacing purple blob, so the reality would be a million times more frightening than the fantasy. However, these cartoonish and cum-drenched pics from the twisted minds at Cartoon Dicks made us laugh (and feel a little turned on), so we had to share. Besides, we do go for other varieties of teenage mutant (particularly big-dicked twinks), so the Turtles don’t seem such a far cry off. But weren’t the turtles raised as brothers? So do some of these pics count as incest? And does posting a pic of Rafael sodomizing Shredder count as a promotion of bestiality? Maybe this would have been better placed on QCX! Related QC Features: QCA Art: The Comic Book Slash Fantasies of Ponderosa True Twincest – William Higgins’ Double Czech Featuring The Richter Twins Battle Of The Porn Stars: Twincest Is Best!
We love that First Auditions brings us new straight guys like Noah who have that young jock boy look. He’s a naive straight guy that has never done anything sexual on camera before. Naturally brawny with a long thick cock, he must smell fantastically manly as he leaves the playing field for the changing room sweating in his dirty football kit. He’s rather sweet in his excitement about giving women pleasure. But he had no idea how much pleasure he gave the casting director as he presented his cock and pulled his cheeks wide open giving a clear view of his untouched asshole.
Sticky has been showing off recently. We just stuck our 200,000th Sticky, and so we’re celebrating! Luckily, we’re not the only ones showing off on Sticky. Alongside the usual mix of pop and porn are a bunch of buff buds just waiting to show their shanks. What’re we talking about? Just check out this week’s top 6 showoffs and you’ll see what we mean: Show Me You’re Nuts! (3023 clicks) – Hunky porn stars like to show off, both on and off camera. These beefcakes strip out of their clinging wet swimsuits and jerk themselves hard at a porn pool party… the summertime fun gets a lot hotter! Spectator Sports (2789 clicks) – Whether you like sports, jocks, or just sex you’ll get a load (or two) off some stunning world athletes. They get their kit off and show off their gear. Come kick the ball around and score some points with these sporting jocks. I’ll Almost Show You! (2750 clicks) – Even though hot model Dionisio hides his bulging cock behind thin briefs, you can still make out every detailed inch of his deliciously thick and amazing cock— truly hot photo collection! Reality Show Offs (2680 clicks) – Charlie and Rodrigo became Big Brother’s first gay couple. Is reality TV ready for gay romance as these two cute guys canoodle and kiss? How about when they eventually cum on each other’s faces? We’re certainly ready. Turn up the volume and hit record. Bare on Board (2674 clicks) – Ahoy, sailors! Jesse Metcalfe and Jack Osbourne took off their shirts to enjoy a little sun on the boat. Jack’s hot and we wouldn’t throw his friend off the boat either. We’re just wondering, who’s captain and who’s first mate? Stars Show on the Surf (1956 clicks) – Don’t you love it when straight guys get physical with each other? Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson got their rough play on while vacationing in Italy. We like watching them tumble in the surf like the couple on From Here To Eternity—brilliant! And there’s lots more showing off onSticky. Just stop by and check out the other show offs and show off some of your own! And Sticky’s not too picky. Just show off your favorite find and we’ll show it off for you! C’mon don’t be shy… everyone likes a Sticky show-off!
Calling all kilt hounds! UpYerKilt caught this muscular Scottish fella. He was so completely engrossed trying to chat up some women that he failed to mind his kilt. It took some time with a few agonizing hints of what was stirring underneath, but the sneaky cameraman finally got a crisp clear view of the hefty cock and balls stirring under that tartan.