Our favorite artist, Chinpoko creator, Ismael Alvarez is celebrating our fifth anniversary by toasting five cocks with a champagne glass full of cum! Now that’s our kind of party—bottoms up, boys!
Celebrate along with us and Ismael by visiting the QC fifth anniversary microsite! Tons of hotties have joined in the fun by sporting QC tees and signs. Plus, we’ve selected the hottest posts from the past five years and even have reflections from Team Orange and Editor D!
It’s not an orgy like Ismael’s, but it’s pretty darned close. Slip into your birthday suit and stop by. Between the beefcakes, shots of jiz, and nonstop sex, it’ll be a crazy party and you’re totally invited. After all, the last five years wouldn’t have been nearly as fun without you!
noun: a person who’s always gobblin’ dick.
ex: You know why we call you a dick goblin, Christopher? It’s because you’re always gobblin’ dick!
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In response to the massive amount of emails NYSM received asking for more Josh, they asked the Ginger Haired Giant if he would like to come back. He agreed on the condition that Sergio serviced him again.
Josh had a reason behind his request, he wanted to have Sergio submissively service him. That is just what happened, Josh got comfortable then had Sergio start licking his asshole to start. Josh feels that in order for a guy to suck his cock he should earn the right to do so and eating out his ass is a good way to show worthiness.
If tight buff muscle boys are your thing then you’re in for a treat today. Big dicked beefcake, Nelson Troy, took Kyle up on his offer to video tape him fucking himself on film. This tanned blonde hottie starts off by playing with his thick dick – smacking it against his tight abs and jerking it off. Then he reaches for a dildo (that’s none too small) and gets it wet by shoving it down his throat. After he’s done blowing the plastic cock he lubes it up and starts working his hot tight hole with it. He moves is it in and out as he jerks off his dick. He decides to give me a better view by bending over for the camera while he fucks himself with the dildo.
After watching over last season’s episodes of True Blood, we’re definitely in love with Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård). Unfortunately, since the second season finished at the end of summer we’ll have no one to suck us dry until next year.
Thanks to FleshJack, we won´t need to wait until next spring to have ultra-hot vampires sucking our life force. Just in time for Halloween they’ve released a new product, the Count Cockula, a vampire-mouthed FleshJack with stimulating fang texture inside.
A couple of days after Count Cockula’s release, we got our own in the mail. It came in very discreet packaging, however, the UPS guy looked at with lustful eyes (maybe he was also desperate to feel Eric’s fangs rubbing his dick). We ran to our room, unpacked Count Cocukla, and there they were, inside of a can soda case: 2 big and sexy fangs ready to devour our cocks. Fleshjack was even kind enough to send two free samples of water based lube, so we could start to jacking off right away.
First we turned of all the lights—vampires love the twilight and we didn’t light any candle because we are queers, not girls. Next, we turned on the DVD and went for it. At first we felt a little afraid that the fangs texture might hurt our dick, but actually, it was the most exquisite sensation we’d ever felt. If your cock’s very sensitive we suggest you remove the bottom lid to decreased the suction. But if you like hardcore sucking, just leave it on and you’ll experience an incredibly intense orgasm.
The guys from Fleshjack probably didn’t base Count Cockula’s design on Alexander Skarsgård or Robert Pattinson. But as nastily addicted to masturbation as we are, we’ll fantasize about whatever vampires we like sucking our dicks. Count Cockula is almost like sex, except you don’t have to sleep in Dracula’s coffin or call him the next day.
You still have time to order Count Cockula and make your Halloween night even hotter!
Kelly Taylor and DJ decided to buy some livestock together to see if they could manage a small farm. When DJ arrives home from milking the cows, he’s surprised to find his partner Kelly lounging around with a raging hard-on! After working all day, DJ could sure use some fun.
EricDeman has been busy in the bushes. There’s a particular spot where truckers and drivers like to stop to have a long piss out in the open. These voyeuristic videos capture the manly fellas whipping out their cocks and having a slash. Download and save these videos plus over 29,000 others at EricDeman.com!
Ruggerbugger has always been mesmerized by horny surfers riding their waves in sexy boardshorts. How much better would it be to spy on these hot surfers if they were buck naked? Here is a New Zealand surfer caught buck naked. See more of him and many other surfers exposed at Ruggerbugger!
The Hawaii trip was winding down. What started out as a vacation ended up being one hot fuck session after another! The hot weather and humidity put you in that mood—especially if you’re young, hot, and horny! Pete seemed to fit that category pretty well. That boy had a serious case of sex on the brain. It was literally all he wanted to talk about!
He had been double penetrated once and he wanted to try it again!
Mason Wyler gets lots of fan mail, mostly from guys trying to win his “Who wants to fuck me” contest. But every now and then, a fan will reach out to Mason with more than just his dick and try to make an impact on more than just Mason’s ass.
One fan in particular watches Mason’s work, but wants him to repent for having made it. Is this a Christian case of “love the porn, hate the porn actor”? Let’s see…
The fan’s letter to Mason’s agent begins:
A pretty standard opening for a fan letter, though if he wants to (ahem) “get in touch with” Mason, he’d better take a number and have several hundred IN CASH. You can’t swipe a credit card through Mason’s buttcheeks, no siree. The fan continues…
I want to introduce Jesus Christ to Him; I have prayed for him, and I know Jesus will save him from hell. I don\’t want him to go there.
He probably doesn’t want Mason to go to Hell so he can spend an eternity in Heaven singing hymns and drinking Jesus juice next to the big-dicked bottom. We have it on good authority that the gay sex in Hell is much hotter (7th circle, 3rd level here we cum!). And besides, angels don’t have genitals. Everybody knows that they’re smooth as Smurfs.
But anyway, the fan continues…
Please tell him he needs to read the Bible and start a relationship with Jesus as soon as possible!
Jesus has better things for him.
So Jesus wants a relationship with Mason, huh? Well that’s great because Mason just broke up with his boyfriend! We hope Jesus is a top.
Wait… of course he is. After all, he was [[extends arms out to each side]] hung like this! But before Mason could accept, the fan had one last shout out from Big Baby J:
In the name of jesus Christ I declare he will repent and he will follow Him!
Thank you!
That’s great and all. But haven’t you heard the Good News, brother? Mason’s already living a very holey lifestyle. Many a time he’s knelt down and communed with his fellow man to receive the spirit. In fact, he’s literally bent over backwards for it. We’re sure he has so much spirit pumped deep inside of him that it’s flowing through his heart and out his ears—you can even see it in his pearly white smile. Mason’s capacity for love and service is very deep and he’s been spreading it further and wider than any other evangelist we’ve ever seen (well, except for maybe Ted Haggard and Jim Baker). Mason Wyler may be a Godless slut, but he’s our Godless slut. So you can pray all you want, just don’t prey on him. Whatever and ever… Amen.
PS. We’re going to Hell for posting that picture of Baby J. And if it it made you smile, you’re going to Hell too.