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"Hello? Air Recon? Yeah um I'm the naked, dirty lookin dude down here with a sock over my small cock. Can ya see me now?"

"How does taking off all of my clothes help me get better phone reception again?"

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This is the new army camouflage

I tried everything I could think of to blend in with the locals... I got inked, I got drunk, I got naked, and still nothing worked Captain. So, that's it! Get my ass out of here before I REALLY do something stupid.

Wind Sock

GI Joe has become homeless.

Forget the body armor...Send me condoms.

Sock it to me!

You gotta be kidding me...A come as you are party????

Dink...Yeah hey buddy ... Nah, I'm not worried about the videos. The tats are new so nobody will figure it was me.

The more embarasing side of the Army's gay porn investigation.

Our troops deserve more and better supporters

Yeah sure Mom, I'll make sure I dont get sunburn!

No problem here Sarg. We just have a little light cover.

"yeah...they told me it was technoligically advanced body armour...the cheap sons of bitches!"

Yeah sure Clay, yeah I enjoyed last night too - sorry I cant see you again I have some busy appointments with the media lined up this week -what you mean your cum rag is missing? I dont have it honest?

Wat u mean u wont have sex if i still got my sox on?

Can you hear me now?

Hi Honey,

I got the socks you knitted for me. Uh, can you knit the next ones a little bit smaller?

I've got a query about those new woollen condoms.......

Erm.... can you hear me NOW?

The new poster for Jarhead
Slogan: "Welcome to the sock"

"The last thing I remember is having a cocktail..." Welcome to the new side of recruiting.

Huh? Yeah, I'm stuck in the desert again. I've got this satellite phone, a sock on my cock but no pot to piss in! Damn!

The State of the Union is Strong.

"Jonny it gets hot in that dessert! I hope you have protection?",
"I have a sock Sir".

I am where?! You are so dead!!

What the hell do you mean Burning Man isn't for another eight months?

The Pentagon's new and improved body armor.

Yeah Doc, I tell you everything was OK last night when I went to sleep, then I got up today and Ive got like this 10" long hairy green foreskin!!! its weird???

welcome to the sock...(jarhead)

Mum, please send me more condoms. I'm having a good time here.

What are you wearing?

Ya, Mom? Can you come pick me up?

Hello... wanna sock me?