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For someone who rarely shows an ample bulge in his pants, Tom Cruise might have been pretty excited by his own impossible stunts!
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For someone who rarely shows an ample bulge in his pants, Tom Cruise might have been pretty excited by his own impossible stunts!
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it's a sock
...no its not! its a COCK!
No, it's not. It's XENU.
Even though he is still kinda a loon...he's still a hottie
Given the preview of his cock in the movie "all the right moves", I'm going to agree with Pixman. It's either a sock or maybe a cup since he is doing stunts and doesn't want to injury "little tommy". I don't understand all the people going crazy about him. First, he's a very bad actor. Second, he's very ugly. Third, He's an idiot. I can't believe anyone would go see one of his movies after his Oprah stunt or the Today show episode.
It could also be those pesky thetans, looking for a way out.
*sigh* When will this dude's 15 mins be over?
gross
given that he has stuntmen to do his stunts i cant imagine why he would wear a "cup" or "protector" - and yeah i still think hes pretty hot :)
Maybe he got a fuckin boner going on!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's pretty goodlooking for someone who's in his 40s. That doesn't change the fact that he's a kook!
Well he may be kooky but hes a good looking cutiepie aswell, and yes, not half bad for his age :)
I think he's could be sporting wood unknowingly! I've seen the rest of the same series of pix and it didn't appear like he was wearing a cup of anything. And his bulge wasn't prominent in the other pix.
You must see South Park - Episode 912 "Trapped In The Closet". It's just too funny watching everyone yell at Tom to "come out of the closet". You'll have to get it off the internet 'cause those asshole Scientologists got it taken off the air!
maybe he's hiding the "secrets" of Scientology in his pants>>>???
He is an absolute f***ing idiot and loudmouth and has seriously damaged his career by acting like an imbecile on national television. I hope that this movie tanks at the box office so that he can spend ALL of his time studying Scientology instead of being a media whore and pimping out poor Katie Holmes as his "love slave." It is nauseating.
I think it's his brains. He seems to have dick for brains and that would make sense. As hot as he may have been in the past I would not f@#k him with anyone's d#@k let alone mine.
UGH, ENOUGH about this self-obsessed CLOSET QUEEN (my opinion and in no way infers that Tom has been, is, or will ever be a homosexual)!!!
damn he fucks kathy holmes with that fat thing every night....would love to suck him offf
C'mon guys. It's a protective cup. Lil Tommy has to be saved for humanity.
if it wasnt Crazy Cruise it'd be hot. he's lost ALL his appeal.
I think it's his new pre-nup down there..the one that katie has not signed yet, knowing how he trashed and dumped his last few wives. She may have gotten the seed through the turkey baster but if it's his dna she has the right to half his estate. Maybe she's not as dumb as she seems.
Woof! I think its a pretty real looking bulge to me, and yes I also think its hot! haha!
I think he is an extra safe lady. He's wearing a feminine napkin and a tampon! He doesn't want to stain his panties.
looks to me like some hot trouser goin on there - nice one Tom :)
Im sure no one wants to admit it, he's probably got a big cock and full set of balls AND still got the looks!!!!!