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He needs to shave that bush!

I'm a dirty Q-tip.

WOW!!!

Global warming has so discombobulated Father Time that he has mentally time-warped back to the 1970s.

does this make my ass look fat?

It's Phil Spector's long lost son.

Phil Spector dressed up for the holidays?

The ultimate french tickler

Clyde lost his job as a spermicidal foam, and is looking for a new position in which his talents will be better appreciated.

He took those "why did he shaved?!" comments too seriously.

sometimes, when your pubes get out of control, you DO need to trim...

Danny Bonaduce shows us once and for all why his penis looks so small.

... never tell your ex, even if he gets his beauticians license, he would never be able to style a poodles ass..

"does your dress have to go over your head?"

You should see it *before* he gets it trimmed....

Lather, Rinse, Repeat...MY ASS!

Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Queer!

" I jsut washed my hair, and I can't do a THING with it"

Yes, the curtains match the carpet.

THERE's my Dolly Parton wig!

This gives new meaning to the term "Hair ball"!

It is Ziegfried and Roy's pubic hair