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Where can I buy this beautiful thing?

Wow, I've been told I'm hung like a light fixture, but DAMN!

You said you wanted me to light up your life!

Tara Reid's new "Chandelier Dildo"

Oh Goody! Finally! The perfect chandelier for the
oh-so-chic dungeon!

Oh, you mean the chandelier? Tragic, simply tragic. It just fell up his ass. At least he died with a smile on his face.

That Paris Hilton has a one track mind.

Not knowing what to spend her money on Oprah decides to go with a new chandelier!

At least the lights in this place are well hung.

you...light up my life...

Finally we get to see the Valentines gift David Furnish bought for Elton John this year!

Some thought the sun shone out of his ass, but we knew differently!

Now we all know what Britney was shopping for when she spent all that time in chandelier shops!

And God said, "Let there be light" and it was good,damn good !!!

It's not the size that matters, dammit! It's the number of Swarovski crystals there are....

P/S: This is a great one, Macavity: "At least the lights in this place are well hung." ;)

Gives a whole new meaning to crystal balls

The new proctoscope for extreme sluts.

Liberace's porch light!

Bulbous, to say the least.

-.-

From the Queen's grand ball room...

New lobby Light fixture in the renovated queer click corporate headquarters.

I hope the lights don't blow!

Thanks,

Matt

so THAT'S what Elton John's foyer looks like...

Thats what I call a fleshlight