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"I give up". "Ya'll win, I'll pick up the cap!".

Now fellas first we shoot with "THESE WEAPONS" then we shoot with our guns! Got it?

MY, WHAT A BIG GUNS YOU HAVE?

"OK, Dr. Dobson, want to rethink your position on same sex marriage?"

....."SURE, I'LL SUCK YER DICK! BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO RUN THESE HERE SQUIRRELS OFF; THEY ARE ALWAYS AFTER YER NUTS."

"Step away from the lube and no one gets hurt."

"Ya'll AIN'T gonna take away our right ta' marry each other!!"

I surrender,get those hard right away,lol

Pistols at dong.

Well, well......Rev. Robertson, did y'all ever see that there movie, "Dee-livrance"?
....
Well sir, we aim to show you whur' a squirrel hides his nuts!

This is the last time we wear those tighty-whities!

"I told you we were packing heat."

STICK 'EM UP!

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun

"Hey Starsky, do you feel a draft?"

What kinda time warp, Deliverance, backwoods, jerkwater USA, bug tussle, hoot nanny, Cooter and Enos, Annual Possum Roast and Aluminum Siding Show is this?

CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET THERE RIGHT NOW!!

STOP!!!!! We didn't shoot yet!

" Tell momma and you are dead you hear me Darlene!"

put your cocks up in the air and don't move

Bukbuddies at it's best

Damn. They're both totally suckable.

Hunting is done a little different here in the South.

"Point west and south at the same time!"
"But how? I mean--"
"Just do it!"

You're a little high and to the right and I'm low and to the left.

Wanna see our holsters?

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

"Say Hello to my NOT-SO lil' Friend!"

Time to get out the big guns.

only members of the "Two Wang" clan.

hey son, put the RC back in the hamper

Cocked and Loaded