phrase: The phenomenon that occurs after anal intercourse, when sperm has mixed with dark colored anal mucus, the result of which is having had a coffee enema prior to sex.
Example: "I'm gonna hop in the shower, we don't want any "cafe con leche" with dinner now do we?"
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I like my coffee black with two sugars thanks
I hate to be a grammar Nazi but "the result of which is having had a coffee enema prior to sex" doesn't make sense. How can a result be something that happened earlier? Perhaps you meant the result is something that looks as though you had the enema. But anyway, I have never heard of this phenomenon before, ewww! But I always fastidiously power wash my ass before sex. Hmm, obsessive neat freak and grammar Nazi. Coincidence much? LOL
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wtf.
"cafe con leche"
means "coffee with milk" in spanish
people with make a sexual connotation with anything these days.
hmmmmm.
I just call it a shitnut.
calling it 'cafe a leche' is like calling a dog - a small sharped toothed arabian horse with paws and a chew toy.
funnily enough this is also Sarah Palin's fave beverage at the Wasilla Starbucks...she says it goes great with mooseburgers!
Of course she regurgitates all that SHIT when she opens her mouth on interviews ;-0
Safe Sex 101:
dreamerboy: powerwashing your ass less than 2 hours before sex washes away natural, beneficial fluids (yes, mucus) that provide lubrication. You're opening yourself to friction tears, which creates a direct feed into your bloodstream for any stray virus or STD.
As for coffee enemas before sex: do what you want, but if cum gets mixed with it, you've obviously been fucked without a condom.
This is just ALL WRONG and the person that suggested it should be taken to publicly stoned in a bath house
Dreamerboy, your comment doesnt make sense, if youre going to be a grammar Nazi at least understand the definition - of course a "cafe con leche" can occur as "the result of which is having had a coffee enema prior to sex". You're the one who doesnt make sense - the result is ALWAYS because of something that has happened earlier, I think you are getting confused in thinking that this is a result of something that is about to happen?
HAHA! Brilliant, love it, will use that next time it happens LOLS!