The Royal Jewels: Prince Willy’s Willy

Prince William unleashed his royal scepter to water the fields today during a break from a polo match. Yes, it’s a blurry paparazzi pic and you can barely see his peen, but it’s probably as close as any of us peasants will ever get to seeing the royal English “junk.”
Apparently the Prince of Wales is hung like a horse. It looks kinda thick and uncircumcised—supposedly Lady Di would not allow the princes’ pricks to be pruned. Could this be the first web pic of a British monarch’s man-hose ever? Hmmmmmm… with his brother, Prince Harry wearing Nazi costumes and smoking drugs and now William’s weiner on the web, a royal sex tape can’t be too far off, can it?
For more celebrity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.