The Royal Jewels: Prince Willy's Willy
Prince William unleashed his royal scepter to water the fields today during a break from a polo match. Yes, it's a blurry paparazzi pic and you can barely see his peen, but it's probably as close as any of us peasants will ever get to seeing the royal English "junk."
Apparently the Prince of Wales is hung like a horse. It looks kinda thick and uncircumcised—supposedly Lady Di would not allow the princes' pricks to be pruned. Could this be the first web pic of a British monarch's man-hose ever? Hmmmmmm... with his brother, Prince Harry wearing Nazi costumes and smoking drugs and now William's weiner on the web, a royal sex tape can't be too far off, can it?
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HOLY SHIT. THIS IS LIKE THE BIGGEST UNVEILING IN THE UNIVERSE. If HIS cock is showing up on the internet, there is hope that we'll get so see a lot of other hot celebs unmasked. I'm so happy!
Forget about snoozeburger Willy. What I wish to see is Harry's majestic own amidst a forest of dense red hair. I feel that he's the one who really hides the royal crown jewel after his father.
it's big cuz charlie was part greek
he certainly looks circumcised to me unless he pulled it back.
I agree with Ozman. I want to see Harry's sceptre, not Wills'. Harry is by far more "regal" than Wills is.
I think that is a beautiful piece of Royal meat!! Hot, semi hard, uncut and PISSING!
hawt but...
I'd rather see Prince Harry's...
OMG.... Well wait till the palace hears about this... brings a new phrase to Prince Willy, Harry next!!
id rather see harry's too but will's is nice but i wish it was a better pic
i'll take either or both :)
I'M THRILLED TO FINALLY SEE THE ROYAL MEAT FROM YOU FUTURE HANDSOME KING.
WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE OF HIM- GOSH THIS JUST PROVES CAMERAMEN GET TO SEE EVERYTHING.
incredible shot ... but i 2 think he looks cut ...