Chris Pine’s Pine

You may have already seen Chris Pine (aka Captain Kirk) sex up an alien babe on Star Trek. He looks pretty good in those commissioned boxer-briefs (though several of our bitchy Trekkie pals accused him of stuffing). We dug up this pic of the Starfleet captain jogging and happened to spot something on our radar, Chris Pine’s pine. It’s not at full mast, but we wouldn’t mind seeing it without any cloaking device and on the big screen!
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