Maskurbate: Stripper Service

Maskurbate called the local Stripper Service (we here are sadly unaware of such service in our current hometown, sigh…) last night and was astonished to see my buddy Frank at the door! The guys at Maskurbate haven’t seen him in months. He looked amazing. He’s buffed up and still had that killer smile that makes us want to kiss him. While Maskurbate didn’t get the kiss, they got a lot more than the striptease they paid for…