That was how Jacob described himself in elementary and middle school.
By high school, though, things had changed a bit.
"I kind of perked up a little sophomore and junior year," he explained.
We're guessing that his huge dick finally grew in, the other guys saw it in the shower, and word got around!
Having a hot body and being on the soccer team probably didn't hurt either.
He doesn't have a girlfriend currently.
"I'm not really ready to settle down yet," he said. "Maybe after I'm done with school."