Dominic Ford To Do 3-D Harry Potter Porn Spoof

Dominic Ford To Do 3-D Harry Potter Porn Spoof
Will the homosexuality at Hogwart’s never cease? First Harry shows off his penis after blinding six horses, then he has a sexual adventure with the Black Leather Cunt, the Cedric Diggory (aka Robert Pattinson) starts making out with dead playwrights, then Cormac McLaggen (aka Freddie Stroma) dances around in his undies two different times! Ohh… but Hogwart’s gayest trick is yet to cum!
Dominic Ford has decided to shoot a comic 3-D porn spoof of Harry Potter, their first feature-length movie entitled, Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. In it, Whorrey Potter (newcummer Luke Marcum) must keep the Sorcerer’s Balls (protected by Robert Van Damme) from the evil clutches of Voldemorecock (Matthew Rush). Helping Whorrey wield his wand will be Cameron Adams as Himmoine and red-haired Blu Kennedy as Ron Sleazely. They’ve already shot some footage in Budapest, Sweden and other European countries and will incorporate special effects and an original symphonic score for a end-of-year release on 2D and 3D DVD with some scenes available to their website members!
We’re wondering what special effects they’re gonna use. Just imagine the amazing things that could come out of their wizards’ wands—dicktastic!

Aug 25, 2009 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments