New Moon Star Taylor Lautner Prefers Wolves Over Women

If you’re like the rest of us squealing girls here at QCHQ, you’ve been feeling fangst over New Moon heartthrob Taylor Lautner. Rolling Stone recently interviewed him to ask him about rumors that he’s dating some she-twink named Taylor Swift.

[He said,] “We got along great. We instantly clicked. And she’s – she’s an amazing girl,” Taylor said of the singer in a new interview with Rolling Stone. “Aside from being beautiful, she’s extremely funny, charismatic and fun to be around, so we definitely get along. We’re close.”

But, is Taylor dating someone?

“Possibly,” he told the mag.

What a tease! He’s know that he’s infinitely more marketable as an ambiguously single man. All sorts of folks have pulled that routine—right, Zack Randall? Not content to leave ambiguous enough alone, Rolling Stone then pressured the pop-pup to respond to rumors that he’s gay:

“Another possibility is that maybe you’re just sort of discovering yourself,” Rolling Stone asked.

“OK,” Taylor said.

“…As a young person trying to figure out his sexual identity in the world,” the mag continued.

“OK. I see where you’re going,” he said during the interview. “Interesting choice.”

“It is a possibility,” the mag said.

“There’s a lot of rumors out there,” Taylor said.

Well, Mr. Lautner may not or may not be gay, but while playing the character of Jacob Black in the teen vampire/werewolf drama, New Moon, he certainly feels conflicted. At one point Jacob has to choose between running away with the film’s heroine or a pack of beefy wolf-boys. He makes his choice and we stand by it. The TimesOnline.uk reports:

The rest of New Moon concerns Bella’s growing relationship with local beefcake Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner). The latter though, in another telegraphed allegory, is struggling with his sexual orientation and eventually rejects Bella for a foursome of local rowdies in cut-off denim shorts and baby-oiled torsos.: ‘It’s not a lifestyle choice, Bella! I was born this way!’ he says, before fleeing into the woods with the beefy boys—they are also werewolves, but in the movie’s hysterical emotional register, this is of secondary importance.

Howl on, you crazy wolf-boy!