Gerard Butler Reveals There Are Faces On The Moon

Gerard Butler’s known more for being an action hero hunk than an astronomist. Nevertheless he contributed to our knowledge of orbiting bodies by showing crew of the action film, Gamer, his full-moon. Upon closer inspection we discovered that there are in fact faces on his lunar surface (though no craters or Klingons, thankfully).
Granted, we’ve seen the moons of Gerard before and his two hemispheres definitely extend our telescopes. But we never knew that upon with his round, edible buttcheeks are the portraits of two men’s faces. They appear to be man-made features (lucky stiff). And while we’ve made extra close observations to try and scientifically deduce their identities, we left our high-powered lens at the observatory. So how about you, junior scientists? Think you can pinpoint the origin of the moon’s strange features? It would certainly make our night!
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