The Curious Case of Sean Cody’s Boardshorts

QC Labs has been researching this for over a year. Our study first began at the tropical and wonderfully horny studios of Sean Cody. We noticed that all of the guys, particularly when they’re introduced to the site in a solo video start off wearing boardshorts. And what first seemed a coincidence, over the course of a year, we’ve discovered some interesting findings and advice for anyone curious about the studio or wanting to look like a Sean Cody model.

THEORY ONE: All these shorts must belong to Sean Cody
In over a year (just look at that above and below), we’ve noticed the same shorts appear on different models. We imagine a long row of hanging board shorts for these sexy men to pick from.

We also noticed many of the shorts we saw at the end of 2012 have disappeared—either ripped because of these guys’ raging hardons or maybe they belonged to the models of themselves. It remains a bit of a mystery, as they simply have gone missing.*

On a side note, we’ve also found one pair of blue Abercrombie & Fitch cargo shorts and several pairs of Adidas basketball shorts (which we are also very fond of for their extraordinary VPL abilities).

THEORY TWO: Sean Cody knows boardshorts are sexy
Say what you want about a guy in Speedo or a tight box cut swimsuit (those definitely have their merits), but there’s something wonderfully sexy about the classic surfing boardshort. Maybe because on the surface, it seems rather safe and unrevealing. But the minute you get it wet, it forms to the curvature of your ass and yes, often reveal the exact size and shape of your cock on the front. Take ’em surfing or heck just pulling yourself out of a pool and these shorts are like a thin film across your sexy man body. Boardshorts are sexy.

THEORY THREE: Sean Cody seems to favor Hurley, Quicksilver and O’Neill brands
In our extensive research, we know there must be a surf shop near the Sean Cody studios that carries Hurley, Quicksilver and O’Neill brands. These are the brands and patterns we see on the guys. Roughly from $35 to $70 you can score the exact same look to rock your own Sean Cody-like sexiness. Amazon carries these same shorts, as well as searching the brands out specifically on their own company websites.

THEORY FOUR: This curiosity with boardshorts extends beyond Sean Cody
Searching for boardshorts on Tumblr or just a simple Web search produce some interesting results. There are a lot of porny sites just dedicated to the appreciation of studly men in boardshorts. It’s worth a journey. And if you don’t have the time, we highly recommend just joining Sean Cody like we did and knowing the upcoming year will bring all sorts of new adventures with the shared boardshorts of the Sean Cody stable of men. Yes, feel free to imagine smelling the crotch of those shared boardshorts right now…