Despite Instagram’s notorious aversion to (naked) male anatomy there’s plenty of meat out there to look at!
Some VLPs are so yummy and blatantly explicit that you can even tell the circumcision status of their owners. It’s like the old saying goes, if you have it, flaunt it. And these ten GORGEOUS Instagram hotties have mastered that flaunting thing. Together they could make a tremendous collection of bulge shots that deserve to be hanging in a gallery of fine art. Are you ready to drool over these bulgestastic hotties?
Make the jump to connect those glorious 🍆 with the handsome faces of their proud owners. Let us know which one is your favorite in the comments, vote in our poll at the end and don’t forget to give this post a big 👍!
How’s it hanging guys, to the left or to the right? We have ten perfect bulges that need your expert judgement!
You can never have too many packages in your life. So here are ten extra bulgestastic Instagram hunks who LOVE to flaunt the big cocks in their tiny underwear. There’s a flavor for everyone here. If you’re in the market for a hung daddy or a younger hung pup then we think we’ve got that covered. In fact there’s a whole spectrum of body types here with only one thing in common. Those drool-worthy extra meaty bulges that will light up your day and improve the rest of your week!
Make the jump to connect those glorious packages with the faces of their proud owners. Let us know which one is your favorite in the comments, vote in our poll at the end and don’t forget to give this post a big 👍!
We want to unwrap ALL these packages before Christmas! 🎁
Try not to lick your screen too much, if the previous installment left you breathless then this new lineup of BULGEstastic Instagram models will give you a heart attack! Nine new hunks with their biggest assets are here to to expand the fabric of those skimpy undies to ridiculous levels of stretching… lets hope for a wardrobe malfunction any minute. In the meantime, enjoy the VPLs on display and the proud owners that love to flaunt them!
Who among them do you think has the best bulge? Make the jump to connect those mouthwatering crotches with the handsome faces of their owners, give this post a big 👍 and don’t forget to vote in our poll at the end too!
Prepare to pick your jaw up off the floor nine times in a row!
If you’ve got it then flaunt it! These fine gentlemen are extremely blessed in the 🍆 department and they are not afraid of putting their bulges front and center. We have listed nine IG fitness models, then we’ve listed their fine bubble butts and more recently we’ve made them turn around to check out their obscenely mouthwatering VPLs. In this second part, there’s a new batch of BULGEtastic models and we need the QC collective to pass a definitive judgement on who, among them, is the real deal and who fluffs himself up to gain more likes!
Make the jump to connect those incredible bulges to the faces of their owners, share your favorites in the comments and don’t forget to vote in the poll at the end too!
We forever owe a debt of gratitude to the inventors of lycra and spandex!
Chad Johnson has proven to be a divisive figure inside the Celebrity Big Brother house. The former “Bachelor in Paradise” star has bumped heads with practically all of his castmates but one aspect about him received widespread acclaim. In one of the challenges the luxury real estate agent from Oklahoma, and now a reality television personality in the UK, donned a fluorescent yellow/green onesie and it seems that he forgot to keep his undies on!
Johnson’s generous VLP left little to the imagination and it was impossible to miss. The best news about this bulge sighting is that according to its owner there’s a price if you want to see it without any fabric restriction. Chad jokingly put a number in pounds for which he would be willing to do the full monty. Now all we need is an investor with deep pockets, £390,000 to be precise, because we really, really want to see this hunk naked. In the meantime enjoy his tasty bulge!
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“Handsome, boy, does he know it! Peach fuzz…” Oops, sorry wrong Hamilton!
Lewis Hamilton the three-time F1 World Champion knows how to please his fans. In one of his social media presences the 32 racing driver, who’s currently signed to the Mercedes AMG Petronas team, wrote on his bio “Dare to be the greatest.” Well, it seems that he dares indeed! He’s not exactly shy when it comes to post shirtless selfies but this time a GWiP-style photo of his got a lot of attention from several news outlets.
Lewis is very active on Snapchat. Often times he shares moments with his other celeb friends, his cute bulldog “Roscoe” or simply make use of some fun filters. But during a stay at his hotel room in Malaysia he inadvertently (or not, who knows) made a racy bed time snap. Hamilton was obviously going commando in his sweatpants and despite the poorly lit bedroom his bulge became very noticeable sending his fans into a frenzy. Some are speculating that the racy snap may have been to grab the attention of his rumored model girlfriend Winnie Harlow but we want to think that he did it with us in mind instead.
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Our eyes have been fixated on Alex for a very long time, epecially after he played a charismatic stripper so convincingly in Magic Mike. The 26yo actor and former model is known for his preference of wearing baggy sweatpants and nothing else apparently. Which of course makes him a perfect target for our Bulge Report board on Sticky. This isn’t the first time that Pettyfer has gone commando in front of the paparazzi but it’s definitely the best view in real life that we have gotten so far of his VPL. Bear in mind that the photo was probably taken from a considerable distance since he didn’t notice the presence of the photographers but it’s totally legit.
After a shirtless soccer match with his friends Alex stopped to check his phone. He then candidly sat on the soccer ball and his sweaty shorts were so tight that his huge bulge became even more pronounced than ever… SCORE!
Make the jump to check out Alex Pettyfer’s big bulge and let us know what you think in the comments too!
Whoever invented Lycra deserves a medal. Otherwise, how could we appreciate huge bulges like this one?
American multi-sport athlete Devon Allen began his career as wide receiver for the University of Oregon football team but his chance to shine arrived on the track field. This 110 hurdles champion has been described as “work horse” by specialized commentators. While we aren’t experts on the sport discipline, we do have a pretty good understanding where he gets the “horse” part!
At the Rio 2016 Olympics Devon finished 5th in the finals but surely we’ll see more of him in the future? 21yo Allen is 6’0″ tall (1.83 m) and with a weight of 185 lb (84 kg) he’s just pure muscle. We’re so enamoured that this post is our humble attempt at creating a comprehensive bulge report on his Olympic-level crotch area. Every move he makes puts the fabric that covers his circumcised cock to a test. His VPH dick print is on point to say the least. Even his competitors are impressed and they make the “size of cock head” hand gestures referring to the unavoidable sight of the dick of their colleague. You’ll see the Lycra stretching to impossible limits. It’s like having X-ray vision!
Check out the full set of photos of American athlete Devon Allen and his incredible bulge. Truly epic post after the jump. Don’t forget to share your opinions in the comments too!
Anyone remember DancingHard? We used to be obsessed about him many many moons ago over here at QC. Stop everything you’re doing right now and watch this new-ish video we’ve unearthed of him doing a cray-cray Police Dance. So you think you can dance? You’d think twice after watching the video.
Did you check out Sticky this week? In Sticky Premium, we have bearded hunks, shaved studs, cute twinks and Asian dudes jerking off for your pleasure. For scandals and leaks, we have tennis world champ Novak Djokovic‘s leaked cock pix. The alleged nude photos were leaked online through hacked phone on Sunday and spread across the internet like wildfire. More hot stuff after the jump!
So Dan Osborne decided to wake everyone’s collective bulge consciousness on the red carpet for the premier of ‘Expendables 3.’ We came across his gratuitous pantsy lumps again and again over the past few days. But no one gave it the proper treatment it deserves. So here you go. Dan Osborne’s bulge – zoomed and tiled.
Jiho Lee is a South Korean model and fitness instructor, who’s best known for his modeling for famous Thai photographer Haruehun Airry. He was awarded the Straight Guy of the Year 2011 by Attitude Thailand.
QC now has this hot Asian hunk’s jerk-off video. Check it out after the jump!