You know that we're always keeping our eyes on GuysWithiPhones.com. Well, we just stumbled across this hot, Hot, HOT guy who's already gotten about 90 comments!
He's got a kicking body and a devious smile to match. The ripped abs leading down to his happy patch just below his waistband makes us smile. We know he has an iPhone. Now how about getting his phone number, eh? We could trade cum pictures with him for a bit, but after a while we're gonna want him in person. Does iPhone have a stalking app? We're looking into it...
Once when we were in high school, a drunk queen who called himself "our uncle" stood outside the hot tub to tell us all about the Mormon church. "Oh, you see those missionaries in their little helmets, slacks and ties," he said, narrowing his eyes while drinking a wine cooler, "but you know that at the end of the day, they take off all that shit and do each other in the ass."
We weren't even talking about Mormons up to that point, but his comment forever altered our thinking about those boys on their bikes. The next time they knocked on our front door, we prayed they'd soon be knocking at our back doors too.
Heavenly Father has finally answered our prayers! While the missionaries in Mormons Exposed Men on a Mission Calendar aren't gay per se, they sure know how to make a gay guy think sinful thoughts. The calendar's creator even got excommunicated from the church as a result.
And while none of the calendar boys have gotten the boot yet, there's still a chance that the church elders may find the calendar too steamy for this world and cast it into Mormon Hell (which is a lot like living in a Utah suburb).
You can check out some of the other models at the Mormons Exposed webpage, clicking on the missionary, and hovering your cursor over their pictures. We'd certainly go missionary for them... yow!
Via Sticky
More fucking Mormons on QC:
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Where Is All The Mormon Porn?
Why Did Prop 8 Win?
What a hottie! Check out him in swimming trunks at QC Asians. Available in three languages: English, Japanese or Chinese.
This Asian guy is so beautiful and cute. He's showing off some meat after the jump!
キュートでかっこいいモデルさんです。彼の水着のもっこりが見たい方は下のリンクをクリック！
好美，好帥的亞男，跳躍之後，更多好圖！
We'd probably let friends stay over more often if they looked and acted more like Andrew Owens and less like themselves. Owens, captured in the Fantasticsmag shoot "I'm Crashing At Your Place", strips down to slutty manties and begins sky humping, spreading wide, and placing his ankles behind his head. It's a hell of a lot hotter than the farting, wine stealing and cookie eating our guests usually indulge in.
He even has beautiful, freaky ass dreams about flying children and heroically pulls one kid out of a wall. Though if he's gonna be tugging on legs and arms, we have a third leg and a baby's arm over here for him to grab onto. Oh wait, he's just dreaming? We'll put our cocks away then.
He totally knows about you were jerking off to him while he slept. He's looking all serious in his red pair of morning briefs. His bulge says one thing, but his eyes say another. But what did he expect? If you're gonna be all hot and flirty on our couch like that, you should expect the host to take a few liberties while you sleep.
Via Sticky.
We love calendar season! So far we've seen two ruggers and some tweenie-bopper buggers ringing in the new year. But from the rural reaches of Austria comes one of the hotter calendars this season—the "jungbauerkalender" (or young/junior farmer calendar).
The jungbauerkalender combines two things gay men love—beautiful art and strapping European lads. Though there's no peen, it's still the sort of soft core you can wank to. With such buff farmers working their crops and tilling your soil year round, we're not sure how anybody'll keep their dates straight. It kinda reminds us of Tomass Hawkke's Naked Nature, except with less mud-butts and tree-fucking.
Remember the hunky Puma Index guy who dressed up and stripped down according to the stock market? We featured all the Puma videos of him a few weeks back. But now QCE has got him completely nude and uncut with his hanging cock on full display. Even Chinpoko's gotten a load of him and likes what he sees.
Check it out! That's twice now that we've gotten you off without crashing the market—the FTC and U.S. Treasury owe us, big time.
For fans of softcore porn with an 80's edge, the European Fun Calendar is for you! It's made by iCarly.com, a tween site of the Bop or Tiger Beat, so we feel just a tinge guilty placing these European teen heartthrobs next to throbbing cock, but oh well.
The neon colors, wood floors, crazy fonts, and bad swimming trunks remind us that whenever we travel to Europe we feel like some parts of it are stuck in 80's. But we don't mind. We always wanted to see the hunky TV and movie stars get naked, so iCarly's give us our chance to live out that retro-fantasy 20 years later.
But how about Mr. November 2010? For that month we get the classy stylings of this weirdo. We mean, did they run out of models or is he the photographer's little brother or whut?
Via Sticky.
While some schools expel their students and fire their faculty for appearing in gay porn, Sheffield Hallam University's sports department apparently encourages their rugby players to make gay porn of their own.
These behind the scenes shot from SHU Rugby's 2010 calendar shoot show their handsome players in all their shaved and cock-socked glory. We love that these guys look so warm, friendly, and comfortable being physically intimate with their fellow teammates without feeling the need to say "No Homo."
Though they're not the black-and-white muscle gods from the Dieux de Stade or the Gods of Football calendar, we wouldn't mind hooking in a scrum with these hot ruckers. And as a bonus, when the calendar comes out, so will a "Making of/Behind the scenes" DVD!
Via Sticky.
It's a comforting thought that every morning you wake up, your penis wakes up with you. The little version of you stands up inches tall, erect and ready for action. At worst, he makes it hard to pee. At best, you use him to wake up the guy sleeping next to you by slipping him between his buttcheeks.
Leave it to the French to make an intensely hot fashion shoot using the daily miracle of morning wood. The most recent issue of the awesomely named WAD magazine features studly men sporting woodies. They're not all drop-dead gorgeous, but who is first thing in the morning? Besides, an erect cock makes any guy five points more attractive in our books.
After the introductory shots, they go on to show some of them clothed in boring fall outfits that'll kill your boner faster than a knife-wielding lesbian. But as for these shots, they'll either give you a newfound appreciation for morning wood or arouse an unexpected case of night or afternoon wood (depending on which part of the world you live in).
Gorgeous Asian at QC Asians. For other Asian hotties, please visit QC Asians in your choice of languages: English, Japanese or Chinese.
This guy is so hot and beautiful, he's got a ripped body. And his cock is so big and thick. If only we could get our hands on him...
引き締まった体と太くて長いチンポがすごくエロいですね。彼の体に触れたいと願うばかりです。
性感美麗的亞男展示他粗大的屌跟他發達的肌肉，好想可以和他好好相處......
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