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Playgirl just sent QueerClick these two photos from Sarah Palin's grandbaby's daddy. Not much flesh here, but we've gotta admit, he looks great under all that flannel.

The entire first set of 25 photos will be available at Playgirl in a few minutes. More to follow.

Kudos to Queerty for digging up this clip from BioWare's Dragon Age, the first game (besides the Sims) where creators produced an entire gay sex scene between characters. It's badass that video game designers are finally realizing that they have lots of homo-fans out there.

Plus, the video's pretty hot. They don't (ahem) dick around with innuendo or coy shots—we get the man and elf stripping down, sucking on nipples, kissing each other and more! HAWT! Plus, according to Queerty, these two characters are supposed to be enemies. More like frenemies with benefits, we'd say.

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As we said earlier this week, we appreciate it when hot guys don't let their mouths ruin their faces. But for All American Guys model, Jason Bruce, did much more than just put his foot in his mouth; he put it on the neck of a Greek Orthodox priest. Rump Roast has the deets:

Marine reservist Jasen Bruce was getting clothes out of the trunk of his car Monday evening when a bearded man in a robe approached him. That man, a Greek Orthodox priest named Father Alexios Marakis, speaks little English and was lost, police said. He wanted directions.

What the priest got instead, police say, was a tire iron to the head (four times). Then he was chased for three blocks and pinned to the ground—as the Marine kept a 911 operator on the phone, saying he had captured a terrorist.

When officers arrived, police say, Bruce told them he heard the man say "Allahu Akbar"—Arabic for "God is great." "That's what they say before they blow you up," Bruce said, according to police.

McElroy said Bruce "teared up when we told him that (Marakis) was a Greek Orthodox priest and not a terrorist."

Wow. What a fuckwit! But it gets better. It turns out that the "terrorist" he beat up was a 29-year-old Reverend Alexios Marakis, a visitor from Crete, Greece who was lost in the Channel District and needed directions to Interstate 275. Marakis was wearing a robe, sandals and a long beard and spoke broken English.

So now, Bruce has changed his story saying that the Greek Orthodox priest grabbed his cock and propositioned him in shitty English—y'know, because Bruce is just so fucking hot. His muscles and buzz cut can tempt a man of the cloth to betray everything he believes just to score some street meat. But the "gay panic" defense (which sometimes works, sadly) isn't helping Bruce at all.

Whether Bruce beat up Marakis thinking he was Arabic or a fag, it's still a hate crime. So Bruce, 28, now faces a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He was released on $7,500 bail. Even though Bruce has never seen active combat, the Marine reserves have promised to look into it after the criminal proceedings have concluded.

How odd that a guy posting pictures of himself on a soft-core gay site would use the "gay panic" defense—it'd be all too easy to say that Bruce is gay, but he's definitely deranged. Maybe it's a case of pot-kettle-black and Bruce thought the good reverend hot, grabbed his package, and when the reverend started running, he had no choice but to pummel and lie on top of the guy so he wouldn't tell anyone. After all, dry humping's better than no humping at all. Either way, we hope they throw the book at Bruce. It's too bad, he'd be a hell of a lot hotter if he weren't such a bigoted asshat.

You know that we're always keeping our eyes on GuysWithiPhones.com. Well, we just stumbled across this hot, Hot, HOT guy who's already gotten about 90 comments!

He's got a kicking body and a devious smile to match. The ripped abs leading down to his happy patch just below his waistband makes us smile. We know he has an iPhone. Now how about getting his phone number, eh? We could trade cum pictures with him for a bit, but after a while we're gonna want him in person. Does iPhone have a stalking app? We're looking into it...

Once when we were in high school, a drunk queen who called himself "our uncle" stood outside the hot tub to tell us all about the Mormon church. "Oh, you see those missionaries in their little helmets, slacks and ties," he said, narrowing his eyes while drinking a wine cooler, "but you know that at the end of the day, they take off all that shit and do each other in the ass."

We weren't even talking about Mormons up to that point, but his comment forever altered our thinking about those boys on their bikes. The next time they knocked on our front door, we prayed they'd soon be knocking at our back doors too.

Heavenly Father has finally answered our prayers! While the missionaries in Mormons Exposed Men on a Mission Calendar aren't gay per se, they sure know how to make a gay guy think sinful thoughts. The calendar's creator even got excommunicated from the church as a result.

And while none of the calendar boys have gotten the boot yet, there's still a chance that the church elders may find the calendar too steamy for this world and cast it into Mormon Hell (which is a lot like living in a Utah suburb).

You can check out some of the other models at the Mormons Exposed webpage, clicking on the missionary, and hovering your cursor over their pictures. We'd certainly go missionary for them... yow!

Via Sticky

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What a hottie! Check out him in swimming trunks at QC Asians. Available in three languages: English, Japanese or Chinese.

This Asian guy is so beautiful and cute. He's showing off some meat after the jump!

キュートでかっこいいモデルさんです。彼の水着のもっこりが見たい方は下のリンクをクリック！

好美，好帥的亞男，跳躍之後，更多好圖！

We'd probably let friends stay over more often if they looked and acted more like Andrew Owens and less like themselves. Owens, captured in the Fantasticsmag shoot "I'm Crashing At Your Place", strips down to slutty manties and begins sky humping, spreading wide, and placing his ankles behind his head. It's a hell of a lot hotter than the farting, wine stealing and cookie eating our guests usually indulge in.

He even has beautiful, freaky ass dreams about flying children and heroically pulls one kid out of a wall. Though if he's gonna be tugging on legs and arms, we have a third leg and a baby's arm over here for him to grab onto. Oh wait, he's just dreaming? We'll put our cocks away then.

He totally knows about you were jerking off to him while he slept. He's looking all serious in his red pair of morning briefs. His bulge says one thing, but his eyes say another. But what did he expect? If you're gonna be all hot and flirty on our couch like that, you should expect the host to take a few liberties while you sleep.

Via Sticky.

We love calendar season! So far we've seen two ruggers and some tweenie-bopper buggers ringing in the new year. But from the rural reaches of Austria comes one of the hotter calendars this season—the "jungbauerkalender" (or young/junior farmer calendar).

The jungbauerkalender combines two things gay men love—beautiful art and strapping European lads. Though there's no peen, it's still the sort of soft core you can wank to. With such buff farmers working their crops and tilling your soil year round, we're not sure how anybody'll keep their dates straight. It kinda reminds us of Tomass Hawkke's Naked Nature, except with less mud-butts and tree-fucking.

Remember the hunky Puma Index guy who dressed up and stripped down according to the stock market? We featured all the Puma videos of him a few weeks back. But now QCE has got him completely nude and uncut with his hanging cock on full display. Even Chinpoko's gotten a load of him and likes what he sees.

Check it out! That's twice now that we've gotten you off without crashing the market—the FTC and U.S. Treasury owe us, big time.

For fans of softcore porn with an 80's edge, the European Fun Calendar is for you! It's made by iCarly.com, a tween site of the Bop or Tiger Beat, so we feel just a tinge guilty placing these European teen heartthrobs next to throbbing cock, but oh well.

The neon colors, wood floors, crazy fonts, and bad swimming trunks remind us that whenever we travel to Europe we feel like some parts of it are stuck in 80's. But we don't mind. We always wanted to see the hunky TV and movie stars get naked, so iCarly's give us our chance to live out that retro-fantasy 20 years later.

But how about Mr. November 2010? For that month we get the classy stylings of this weirdo. We mean, did they run out of models or is he the photographer's little brother or whut?

Via Sticky.