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A lot of pics from the Levi Johnston Playgirl photo shoot were leaked online. Get them while they're hot, boys. More as this develops...

We don't think this is the full set because where's the "hockey stick" photo that everyone's mentioned?

Playgirl just sent QueerClick these two photos from Sarah Palin's grandbaby's daddy. Not much flesh here, but we've gotta admit, he looks great under all that flannel.

The entire first set of 25 photos will be available at Playgirl in a few minutes. More to follow.

As we predicted, moose-slaughtering teen hockey dad, Levi Johnston, left his penis in Alaska and won't be showing it in Playgirl. However, you can check out his first black-and-white armpit pic from the Playgirl shoot here. Or you can check him out barechested in his undies in the behind-the-scenes video above.

Thanks to Pink Is The New Blog.

Alaskan politi-flunkie Levi Johnston arrived in NYC this weekend to strip down for his long-anticipated nude photo shoot with Playgirl. Not since Brad Pitt's full frontal paparazzi pic has the arrival of a penis been heralded with such fanfare and participation.

If you recall, the delightfully clueless honkey hockey-playing moose-slayer called Playgirl, a magazine "where a dude poses for women"—which is true, except that most of the "women" who read Playgirl have hairy breasts and big dicks—so we're unsure if he knows that he'll actually be getting naked for the shoot.

The big question of course is whether or not Johnston will show his johnson. Beau Breedlove, teenage lover of Portland mayor Sam Adams, appeared in a Playgirl "erotic shoot" in which he just teased us with his fuckable ass. So will Johnston go the same cock-teasing route? Or will he destroy any chance he has at legitimacy by flashing his cock? He says he's got dirt on the ex-VP candidate, Sarah Palin. But would anyone listen to him with his fat cock hanging in their faces? Probably not.

Then there was a nasty rumor about Levi wanting to keep on his Levis because he's lacking in the peen department. But Playgirl spokesperson Daniel Nardicio assures us that's not the case and offers some details about the shoot:

"At first, Nardicio hoped the photographer Terry Richardson (who is known for his oversaturated eroticized pictures) might be available to do the Johnston pictorial, but the assignment went to photographer Greg Weiner instead. Nardicio is particularly pleased with the serendipitous pun. 'His name is actually Greg Weiner!' he beams. 'That's the funny thing.'

And Nardicio's already begun scouting locations for Johnston's shoot at locker rooms and ice hockey rinks, which was leaked to Gawker, earlier this week. Then, on Thursday, The New York Post's Page Six ran an item suggesting the boy from Alaska might be "worried about how his manhood may look" in such an chilly environment.

Nardicio says the story was 'total bullshit,' though he admits he hasn't actually seen Johnston naked nor has he asked his representatives about the size of the goods. 'I don't think it's appropriate,' he says. 'I ask models [for a look], but they're not famous. When they're famous, I'm not going to worry about it. We wouldn't turn away Levi if he had a small penis.'"

We wouldn't hold his small dick against him either, though we might ask him to hold it against us.

Little Britain comedian David Walliams embarrassed DJ Mark Ronson (older brother of Lohan ex-love-object Samantha Ronson) during his Concert For CARE comedy sketch at the O2 Academy in Brixton, south London on Monday by shaking a sausage in his face and then stripping off his trousers in front of a live audience. The Sun gives the details:

David invited Mark on stage to be part of his act as he adopted the guise of pervy Little Britain character Des Kaye - the failed kids' TV presenter turned DIY store worker.

After prodding Mark's face with a sausage, "Des" leapt on the music maker, rubbed up against him and went for his trousers - sending my Walliams gay-o-meter firmly to the pink side.

Check out this video of the actual stripping! Mark looks absolutely horrified as David grabs his package and then commits a gay onstage molestation, almost getting his full kit off. Even though Mark probably didn't find it very funny, we certainly enjoyed it (though not for comic value). We wish we could get an even closer look at Mark's hairy bum or his sausage. Now that's entertainment!

For more naked celebs, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.

Thanks to Manhunt Daily for the pics

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Anyone who watches Deal or No Deal knows the nail-biting business of opening suitcases for cash—the anticipation is similar to the moment you unzip a guy's pants... will it be big bucks or small change?

Though Shaun only won £10,000 as a Deal or No Deal contestant, he's making some extra cash by showing what else is in his suitcase around Famousmales.uk.net. Based on his butt alone, we're banking that there's a killer amount in suitcase #1. But even if he's not willing to make a deal, we'd gladly call him up and offer to deposit a big load in his account all the same.

Actor Justin Kirk plays stoner slacker Andy Botwin in the Showtime dramedy Weeds. Sure he smokes too much and is kinda shiftless in the show, but his character remains good at heart and a tad slutty (which is fine in our book). In fact, in several episodes Andy gets full on naked, much to our delight—seeing his fat sack gives us the munchies.

Plus, his actual dong looks delightfully long. We've heard that a lot of male actors will diddle their bits before going nude on camera as to get bigger without sprouting a full-blown boner. Of course, if Andy wanted to plant his seed in our garden and sprout a boner back there, we'd grab our hose and back-hoe and get down and dirty.

For more naked male celebs, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities

Thanks to Manhunt Daily and OMG Blog for the pics.

Twice now we've shown you David Duchovny's bulge (and it's a nice one). He had to keep a loaded piece on him to blast all those space invaders from Uranus in The X-Files. But he left Agent Scully for a bunch of other women in his new show, Californication.

In Californication, he plays a sex addict, which took an unsurprising turn when he announced in real life that he's a (wait for it...) sex addict. We at QC take sex addiction very seriously. In fact, we regularly post pornography to help men deal with their overwhelming urges and take matters into their own hands.

Anyway, last night's episode featured his butt. His back is as nice as his front. Check out it for yourself, after the jump!

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Between Leonardo Dicaprio's cock and Gerard Butler's butt, Sticky has got got plenty of HollyWOOD this and every week. All the juicy pop and porn bits that other porn blogs miss, Sticky gets. That means that the next time you wanna catch up on the latest celebrity scandals, sex tapes, or nude pics, Sticky has got you covered.

Leo's Nardo (5484 clicks) - Leonardo Dicaprio actually sued Playgirl for this nude shot but we've got it here, along with a bunch of other nude male celebrities just like you've always wanted to see them—definitely rated-R!

Model Penises (4586 clicks) - If we had it our way, all models would be required to take nude photos alongside their fashion spreads. This photo shoot shows some of the hottest straight models, fully-erect! It's beautiful eye and boner-popping sight!

Gerard Butler's Butt (3723 clicks) - Gerard Butler has apparently done a lot of playful things with his ass on the set of blockbuster films. His nude scene in Law Abiding Citizen shows that he's also been working it out—talk about tight and bulked up!

What Happens In Sparta... (3360 clicks) - Gerard Butler's too much man for just one Sticky post and if you've seen ever seen the Spartan war epic 300, then you know just how homoerotic he can be—especially when leather penis sheaths and oil massages get involved!

Forget Zac, Get Matt (3217 clicks) - Even though he looks like porn hottie Brent Corrigan, Zac Efron's getting a little stale. But luckily Matt Lanter has just wandered onto the scene and he's a knockout! Get an eyeful right here!

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Remember the hunky Puma Index guy who dressed up and stripped down according to the stock market? We featured all the Puma videos of him a few weeks back. But now QCE has got him completely nude and uncut with his hanging cock on full display. Even Chinpoko's gotten a load of him and likes what he sees.

Check it out! That's twice now that we've gotten you off without crashing the market—the FTC and U.S. Treasury owe us, big time.