Little Britain comedian David Walliams embarrassed DJ Mark Ronson (older brother of Lohan ex-love-object Samantha Ronson) during his Concert For CARE comedy sketch at the O2 Academy in Brixton, south London on Monday by shaking a sausage in his face and then stripping off his trousers in front of a live audience. The Sun gives the details:
David invited Mark on stage to be part of his act as he adopted the guise of pervy Little Britain character Des Kaye - the failed kids' TV presenter turned DIY store worker.
After prodding Mark's face with a sausage, "Des" leapt on the music maker, rubbed up against him and went for his trousers - sending my Walliams gay-o-meter firmly to the pink side.
Check out this video of the actual stripping! Mark looks absolutely horrified as David grabs his package and then commits a gay onstage molestation, almost getting his full kit off. Even though Mark probably didn't find it very funny, we certainly enjoyed it (though not for comic value). We wish we could get an even closer look at Mark's hairy bum or his sausage. Now that's entertainment!
Anyone who watches Deal or No Deal knows the nail-biting business of opening suitcases for cash—the anticipation is similar to the moment you unzip a guy's pants... will it be big bucks or small change?
Though Shaun only won £10,000 as a Deal or No Deal contestant, he's making some extra cash by showing what else is in his suitcase around Famousmales.uk.net. Based on his butt alone, we're banking that there's a killer amount in suitcase #1. But even if he's not willing to make a deal, we'd gladly call him up and offer to deposit a big load in his account all the same.
Actor Justin Kirk plays stoner slacker Andy Botwin in the Showtime dramedy Weeds. Sure he smokes too much and is kinda shiftless in the show, but his character remains good at heart and a tad slutty (which is fine in our book). In fact, in several episodes Andy gets full on naked, much to our delight—seeing his fat sack gives us the munchies.
Plus, his actual dong looks delightfully long. We've heard that a lot of male actors will diddle their bits before going nude on camera as to get bigger without sprouting a full-blown boner. Of course, if Andy wanted to plant his seed in our garden and sprout a boner back there, we'd grab our hose and back-hoe and get down and dirty.
Twice now we've shown youDavid Duchovny's bulge (and it's a nice one). He had to keep a loaded piece on him to blast all those space invaders from Uranus in The X-Files. But he left Agent Scully for a bunch of other women in his new show, Californication.
In Californication, he plays a sex addict, which took an unsurprising turn when he announced in real life that he's a (wait for it...) sex addict. We at QC take sex addiction very seriously. In fact, we regularly post pornography to help men deal with their overwhelming urges and take matters into their own hands.
Anyway, last night's episode featured his butt. His back is as nice as his front. Check out it for yourself, after the jump!
Between Leonardo Dicaprio's cock and Gerard Butler's butt, Sticky has got got plenty of HollyWOOD this and every week. All the juicy pop and porn bits that other porn blogs miss, Sticky gets. That means that the next time you wanna catch up on the latest celebrity scandals, sex tapes, or nude pics, Sticky has got you covered.
Leo's Nardo (5484 clicks) - Leonardo Dicaprio actually sued Playgirl for this nude shot but we've got it here, along with a bunch of other nude male celebrities just like you've always wanted to see them—definitely rated-R!
Model Penises (4586 clicks) - If we had it our way, all models would be required to take nude photos alongside their fashion spreads. This photo shoot shows some of the hottest straight models, fully-erect! It's beautiful eye and boner-popping sight!
Gerard Butler's Butt (3723 clicks) - Gerard Butler has apparently done a lot of playful things with his ass on the set of blockbuster films. His nude scene in Law Abiding Citizen shows that he's also been working it out—talk about tight and bulked up!
What Happens In Sparta... (3360 clicks) - Gerard Butler's too much man for just one Sticky post and if you've seen ever seen the Spartan war epic 300, then you know just how homoerotic he can be—especially when leather penis sheaths and oil massages get involved!
Forget Zac, Get Matt (3217 clicks) - Even though he looks like porn hottie Brent Corrigan, Zac Efron's getting a little stale. But luckily Matt Lanter has just wandered onto the scene and he's a knockout! Get an eyeful right here!
Women Love Gay Vampires (2927 clicks) -Twilight's Robert Pattinson is one vampire we wouldn't mind letting suck us dry. But according to one pop critic, women feel the same way—and not because they think he's straight!
Tommy D's been heating up QC for a while with his beautiful blonde face, boyish smile, big cock, and bubble butt. But throughout the years we've always wondered, just what the heck is Tommy D's last name? After some research, we came up with 3 pretty good leads.
DESSERT: Actually, before we get to our good guesses, we wanted to eliminate this one dumb one. Yes, he's sweet and known for serving up dollops of cream, but we seriously doubt anyone has "Dessert" as a family name—not even a family full of porn stars. That doesn't mean we wouldn't like going face down in his pie though. Forget the napkin! His spread would have us going back for seconds and fourths and eighths.
DILLINGER: Could Tommy D be related to famous American gangster, John Dillinger? Let's look at the evidence: they both have the same eyebrows, eye shape, and devilish smirk. Also, John supposedly had a huge cock that the Smithsonian Institute put in a formaldehyde jar and J. Edgar Hoover kept on his desk. We're sure John Dillinger held up more than just banks with his sizable firearm. Likewise, we've seen Tommy D steal quite a few holes with his double-barreled piece, though when he enters their banks, it's usually to make a deposit.
See our two other possibilities, including our definitive answer, after the jump!
We're not sure if you got the memo, but actor Gerard Butler might be bisexual. How do we know? Well, apart from admitting as much in an old interview, he seems to like playing with his ass quite a bit. While filming Gamer, he and his male cohorts mooned the director on his birthday. During the same movie, Butler shoved six fresh donuts between his ass-cheeks as a prank (we're hoping someone at least got to eat them... his ass-cheeks we mean).
And now, his recent nude scene in Law Abiding Citizen had him preoccupied with bulking up his "skinny, tight ass". Towleroad reports:
"I love to show my rear end in roles. I fear it's becoming a bit of a habit, a tradition that I have to show my ass in every movie that I can. This was always a great scene in the movie and actually speaks volumes about this character and part of the wackiness and unexpectedness that happens... He's completely unpredictable and so when he strips off it makes sense. I mean there's a genius behind that and if it means I have to bare my ass again than so be it. I've always had a skinny, tight ass but I had to bulk up for this film; I was inspired by watching (Robert) DeNiro in Taxi Driver during the scene where he's doing the push-ups and he's so cut. A lot more is said in that than somebody just being big and kind of a meathead...Whenever I make those decisions to be naked, I go, 'Oh shit here's another three months of being on a diet and getting that body back!'"
The good folks at Tabloid Prodigy rounded up all the nude stills of Butler from Law Abiding Citizen so we can spend our time jerking off now, instead of repeatedly pausing the DVD player whenever the movie comes out.
If you give a damn about, y'know, the actual movie, we've got the trailer, after the jump!
Do you watch professional sports? We do, but only any sport where it looks like the competitors might make pop a boner—y'know, men's synchronized diving, wrestling, and rugby. We already featured hot college ruggers getting nude and cuddling for their calendar today. But here comes ESPN Magazine's "Body Issue" featuring the excellent physiques of athletic studs from almost every sport.
Among the impressive lineup there's NHL player Zdeno Chara, baseball player Nelson Cruz, basketballer Dwight Howard, swimming stud Ryan Lochte, soccer player Oguchi Onyewu, boxer Manny Pacquiao, football "Bear" Adrian Peterson, professional bull rider Shane Proctor, and NASCAR racer Carl Edwards—who knew you had to be so buff to drive a car? It's almost enough to make us start watching professional sports. Nah... we'll probably stick with gay porn, where we always know the score and everyone always wins.
Between the all the jewelry, treating people like sex objects, and macho over-compensation, it's obvious that rap is totally gay. Except that rappers can retain their manly-gangster edge by claiming "no homo" after saying anything even remotely gay (as in, "Suck my dick... no homo").
Bryan Safi of Current TV's InfoMania discusses the "no homo" phenomenom in the show's recurring segment, "That's Gay." Last time we had him on QC he discussed "Gayngels", the homosexual saviors who save the day whenever life gets too heavy (on reality TV). This time, Safi's even funnier and you get to see him roll off of another dude shirtless—score!
We think "no homo's" ridicustupilame. Someone might wanna tell these guys that there are several up and coming homo-hop brother and sisters who actually have the courage to stand up and admit they like cocksucking and rug-munching without putting anyone down. As the saying goes, "They're more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get."
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