Our hearts broke into tiny little pieces when we came across this video which started out super hot and then… Life as a webcam model can be tough. Video after the jump.
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Anyone remember DancingHard? We used to be obsessed about him many many moons ago over here at QC. Stop everything you’re doing right now and watch this new-ish video we’ve unearthed of him doing a cray-cray Police Dance. So you think you can dance? You’d think twice after watching the video.
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The other day we ran a Sean Cody update featuring Theo and the chap looked so much like DA’s Allen Leech, seriously it’s either doppelgänger territory or they were separated at birth, (the only difference is that while Theo is brown-eyed Mr. Leech has blue eyes), that we couldn’t resist the temptation of re-imagining his spread but this time with everyone’s favorite chauffeur from Yorkshire. Here’s to hoping they are also cock twins too! What do you think, does Allen look like SC material ?
More after the jump!
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We’re filing this under “WORLD’S MOST BIZARRE BLOWJOBS.”
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(Image source: The Brand New Sticky. That’s right.)
Enough said. Now you know. Please don’t be angry.
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We’re definitely going for the Sports Edition.
Pick one.
Meet Denise Walker (aka Angel). She’s a classy ass dame who wants to teach you how to pleasure a man using nothing more than your mouth and a grapefruit. But before you watch her instructional video, know this — Angel makes dick-sucking noises like a congested goblin! Dear God it’s horrid, and you’ll definitely want to hear it.
According to Angel, every man can’t wait to be blindfolded and blowjobbed with a citrus — citric acid and sensitive cock-skin be damned! Plus, grapefruit and cock are both low-calorie foods, meaning that her grapefruit-blowjob trick could just save your marriage and help you shed a few pounds in the process.
Hear Angel’s ghastly BJ noise and learn more about citrus-love after the jump!
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You’ve seen our great selection of suction dildos, right? They come in so many different shapes and sizes that with a little lickin’ and stickin’, you can easily be the star bottom of your own one-man gangbang!
But when you’re done, are you just supposed to put them back in the pleasure chest until next time? What a waste! Well worry not, proactive bottoms! Turns out that your suction butt toys have all sorts of handy uses if you’re willing to have a few stray cocks hanging around.
Truly! Peruse our gallery after the jump and see how you can turn your dildos into happy helpers for any hedonistic home.
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In the first round of Man Vs. Fruit we have Jay from All Australian Boys vs. a banana, a pepper, an orange and some kiwi.
Who’s more expressive….the man who is watching porn and fucking something or the beginnings of an arrangement form Edible Baskets?
Who wins this round?
Woohoo, I’m adding a new job to my list! Ever wondered how those hair shampoo models’ shiny mane of tresses defy gravity? They use a GREEN FLUFFER!!
Heck, even Superman’s cape uses one to defy gravity!
Yes, Green Screen Fluffers exist for real. Now you know. If anyone has a GSF job opening, please send it my way.
(via Saladin Ahmed and “Puppetry of the Peas” via imgur)
There’s at least one more place where he can blast sonic beams. We shortlist a few more of our favourite Logan Paul Vine moments after the jump.
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That never happened.
Emoticons, those guilty little pleasures, have been a mainstay of our texting life for what seems forever. Here is a new set to use in your daily thumb keyboarding that might just see just as much action as well, a hungry bottoms’ ass (growl).
Anyone has any to add to the list?