Donahoe Loses NCAA Championship: National Champion Wrestlers Are Fratmen!
UPDATE (3/21/09): We were all pulling from the hard-working, open-minded, and big-dicked comeback kid, Donahoe (aka Nash) to win the NCAA championship, but unfortunately, he got defeated BY JUST ONE POINT to another undefeated wrestler, Troy Nickerson from Cornell. No word yet from Donahoe or the press on the loss or his plans, since he'll graduate in July. Maybe he'll go back to Fratmen? Fingers crossed... it's a tough economy and he had no reservations about what he did. If he gets hard up for a job, he can get us hard up too and make a few thousand in the process.
Read it and weep...
Looking at the stats above, we're a little bummed that Donahoe lost. Although he and his competitor were both undefeated this season, Donahoe had 32 wins this season; Nickerson only had 20. That's a dozen more men that Donahoe pinned down before even getting to the final round. Secondly, Nickerson got that extra point based on a technicality, an illegal holding maneuver that Donahoe did. Even Nickerson said, "I got lucky he had that lock-and-hand call." We're happy however that Donahoe didn't get his ass kicked outright. According to the play-by-play, Nickerson got his last point in the final round by holding onto Donahoe for dear life while Donahoe tried to kick out. In the end, Nickerson won by JUST ONE POINT! Arrgh! We know it's enough, but if they'd had American Idol style voting, Donahoe would've won in a gay landslide. We're also happy that in the final coin toss that Donahoe chose "bottom." He's got a big cock, but if he wants to bottom, that suits us just fine!
It's also important to remember that Paul Donahoe got to the top of this mountain of muscley men by beating a one-legged wrestler, Arizona State sophomore Anthony Robles, last week.
"He didn't beat me because I was born with one leg," Robles said. "He beat me because he was just the better wrestler tonight. It's that simple."
Yeah... OK, Robles. We're not saying Robles is not a good wrestler (he scored 2 points to Donahoe's 5 during the mostly defensive match), but that extra leg might have come in handy. We also feel a little odd about our Fratman Nash pinning down an amputee; not exactly a heroic image... and if he's gonna pin down anybody, it should be us! We wouldn't fight back (much) and the loser gets to bottom! Oh well, even if he doesn't take us up on the offer, we're in Donahoe's corner and wish him post-collegiate success, whether in the ring or just in our fantasies.
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Paul Donahoe (Edinboro) interviewed after first-round win at NCAA Championships.
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