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Once when we were in high school, a drunk queen who called himself "our uncle" stood outside the hot tub to tell us all about the Mormon church. "Oh, you see those missionaries in their little helmets, slacks and ties," he said, narrowing his eyes while drinking a wine cooler, "but you know that at the end of the day, they take off all that shit and do each other in the ass."

We weren't even talking about Mormons up to that point, but his comment forever altered our thinking about those boys on their bikes. The next time they knocked on our front door, we prayed they'd soon be knocking at our back doors too.

Heavenly Father has finally answered our prayers! While the missionaries in Mormons Exposed Men on a Mission Calendar aren't gay per se, they sure know how to make a gay guy think sinful thoughts. The calendar's creator even got excommunicated from the church as a result.

And while none of the calendar boys have gotten the boot yet, there's still a chance that the church elders may find the calendar too steamy for this world and cast it into Mormon Hell (which is a lot like living in a Utah suburb).

You can check out some of the other models at the Mormons Exposed webpage, clicking on the missionary, and hovering your cursor over their pictures. We'd certainly go missionary for them... yow!

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Little Britain comedian David Walliams embarrassed DJ Mark Ronson (older brother of Lohan ex-love-object Samantha Ronson) during his Concert For CARE comedy sketch at the O2 Academy in Brixton, south London on Monday by shaking a sausage in his face and then stripping off his trousers in front of a live audience. The Sun gives the details:

David invited Mark on stage to be part of his act as he adopted the guise of pervy Little Britain character Des Kaye - the failed kids' TV presenter turned DIY store worker.

After prodding Mark's face with a sausage, "Des" leapt on the music maker, rubbed up against him and went for his trousers - sending my Walliams gay-o-meter firmly to the pink side.

Check out this video of the actual stripping! Mark looks absolutely horrified as David grabs his package and then commits a gay onstage molestation, almost getting his full kit off. Even though Mark probably didn't find it very funny, we certainly enjoyed it (though not for comic value). We wish we could get an even closer look at Mark's hairy bum or his sausage. Now that's entertainment!

For more naked celebs, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.

Thanks to Manhunt Daily for the pics

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No need to worry about being caught reading Sticky. Everyone does it. Go ahead, click on Sticky and see what sticks. This week we had six gents who have gained some notoriety for their recent exposures... or shall we say, overexposure. You may want to take a peek but don't worry about being overexposed to Sticky. Studies have shown that reading Sticky often only results in higher IQ, sex drive, and levels of fun.

Diddling Diddy (4771 clicks) - Diddy decided to diddle his dong on a Brazilian balcony. That may sound like the opening of a Dr. Seuss book, but the pictures are not for children. Well, not unless you want his unborn children in your mouth.

A Hunk A Day (4554 clicks) - A hunk a day keeps your beast at bay. Oh wait, no it doesn't. In fact, it'll probably just make you more of a horny beast. Checking out the Hunk A Day blog will definitely keep your wolf at the door!

Hooking Up... (4231 clicks) - We've all met a stranger at a bar that we've gone hme with once or twice, but it never stops being steamy. This ultra-hot story of an encounter from The Eagle will leave you gasping for more!

The First Rule of Glee Club (3747 clicks) - Long before he joined Glee, Professor Will used to perform only in underwear. We wished he still performed in that uniform. But teaching and television standards are different on prime time, sadly.

A Real Pick Me Up (3178 clicks) - Have you heard the one about the American man who brewed coffee naked in his own kitchen? He's facing indecent exposure charges and could be jailed. Is this a case of American prudishness gone overboard or an exhibitionist having to drink his own sexy brew.

Matt Damon Goes After Balls (2753 clicks) - Matt Damon stars as beefy rugby player in his new movie, Invictus. And what's great is that we've got the shirtless shots to prove it. He's definitely got a rugby players body. Imagine him in the uniform fighting over balls with other sweaty men and you'll know why we're so interested.

We'd probably let friends stay over more often if they looked and acted more like Andrew Owens and less like themselves. Owens, captured in the Fantasticsmag shoot "I'm Crashing At Your Place", strips down to slutty manties and begins sky humping, spreading wide, and placing his ankles behind his head. It's a hell of a lot hotter than the farting, wine stealing and cookie eating our guests usually indulge in.

He even has beautiful, freaky ass dreams about flying children and heroically pulls one kid out of a wall. Though if he's gonna be tugging on legs and arms, we have a third leg and a baby's arm over here for him to grab onto. Oh wait, he's just dreaming? We'll put our cocks away then.

He totally knows about you were jerking off to him while he slept. He's looking all serious in his red pair of morning briefs. His bulge says one thing, but his eyes say another. But what did he expect? If you're gonna be all hot and flirty on our couch like that, you should expect the host to take a few liberties while you sleep.

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Between Leonardo Dicaprio's cock and Gerard Butler's butt, Sticky has got got plenty of HollyWOOD this and every week. All the juicy pop and porn bits that other porn blogs miss, Sticky gets. That means that the next time you wanna catch up on the latest celebrity scandals, sex tapes, or nude pics, Sticky has got you covered.

Leo's Nardo (5484 clicks) - Leonardo Dicaprio actually sued Playgirl for this nude shot but we've got it here, along with a bunch of other nude male celebrities just like you've always wanted to see them—definitely rated-R!

Model Penises (4586 clicks) - If we had it our way, all models would be required to take nude photos alongside their fashion spreads. This photo shoot shows some of the hottest straight models, fully-erect! It's beautiful eye and boner-popping sight!

Gerard Butler's Butt (3723 clicks) - Gerard Butler has apparently done a lot of playful things with his ass on the set of blockbuster films. His nude scene in Law Abiding Citizen shows that he's also been working it out—talk about tight and bulked up!

What Happens In Sparta... (3360 clicks) - Gerard Butler's too much man for just one Sticky post and if you've seen ever seen the Spartan war epic 300, then you know just how homoerotic he can be—especially when leather penis sheaths and oil massages get involved!

Forget Zac, Get Matt (3217 clicks) - Even though he looks like porn hottie Brent Corrigan, Zac Efron's getting a little stale. But luckily Matt Lanter has just wandered onto the scene and he's a knockout! Get an eyeful right here!

Women Love Gay Vampires (2927 clicks) - Twilight's Robert Pattinson is one vampire we wouldn't mind letting suck us dry. But according to one pop critic, women feel the same way—and not because they think he's straight!

We're not sure if you got the memo, but actor Gerard Butler might be bisexual. How do we know? Well, apart from admitting as much in an old interview, he seems to like playing with his ass quite a bit. While filming Gamer, he and his male cohorts mooned the director on his birthday. During the same movie, Butler shoved six fresh donuts between his ass-cheeks as a prank (we're hoping someone at least got to eat them... his ass-cheeks we mean).

And now, his recent nude scene in Law Abiding Citizen had him preoccupied with bulking up his "skinny, tight ass". Towleroad reports:

"I love to show my rear end in roles. I fear it's becoming a bit of a habit, a tradition that I have to show my ass in every movie that I can. This was always a great scene in the movie and actually speaks volumes about this character and part of the wackiness and unexpectedness that happens... He's completely unpredictable and so when he strips off it makes sense. I mean there's a genius behind that and if it means I have to bare my ass again than so be it. I've always had a skinny, tight ass but I had to bulk up for this film; I was inspired by watching (Robert) DeNiro in Taxi Driver during the scene where he's doing the push-ups and he's so cut. A lot more is said in that than somebody just being big and kind of a meathead...Whenever I make those decisions to be naked, I go, 'Oh shit here's another three months of being on a diet and getting that body back!'"

The good folks at Tabloid Prodigy rounded up all the nude stills of Butler from Law Abiding Citizen so we can spend our time jerking off now, instead of repeatedly pausing the DVD player whenever the movie comes out.

If you give a damn about, y'know, the actual movie, we've got the trailer, after the jump!

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Doing a good rugby calendar is all about how you decide to hide the peen. The boys in the SHU Rugby calendar used socks, The Gods of Football hid their junk with rugby balls, and some of the Dieux de Stade studs just let it all hang out.

The men of the Rugby's Finest Hunks 2010 Calendar hide their cocks using (get this) clothes. And yet, because of all the bulging shorts and underwear, this calendar almost turns us on more than any of the above. Instead of cock-teasing us with socks and balls, only a thin layer of fabric separates us from their awesome bits. Damn! And there's six more months to be had, after the jump!

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For fans of softcore porn with an 80's edge, the European Fun Calendar is for you! It's made by iCarly.com, a tween site of the Bop or Tiger Beat, so we feel just a tinge guilty placing these European teen heartthrobs next to throbbing cock, but oh well.

The neon colors, wood floors, crazy fonts, and bad swimming trunks remind us that whenever we travel to Europe we feel like some parts of it are stuck in 80's. But we don't mind. We always wanted to see the hunky TV and movie stars get naked, so iCarly's give us our chance to live out that retro-fantasy 20 years later.

But how about Mr. November 2010? For that month we get the classy stylings of this weirdo. We mean, did they run out of models or is he the photographer's little brother or whut?

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It's no secret that Sticky brings fresh pop, porn, and politics every day. But did you know that our most popular posts always have either to do with male celebrities, sex, or both? It's true. Just get a load of all the celebrity hotness on Sticky this week and you'll see why QC readers get so stuck on Sticky.

Ugly Betty's Hot Buddy (6148 clicks) - Ugly Betty stars Michael Urie plays the scheming gay assistant of Wilhelmina Slater, Marc St. Clair. On the show he's a bit of a charming clutz. In real life, he's pretty darned cute. Now you can see Michael frolic in the Bahamas wearing a revealing swimsuit! Hot!

Beach Bummers (5558 clicks) - While we're on the beach, check out 6 celebrities that you'd rather stab yourself in the eye instead of see shirtless. We'd still do some of the guys on the list honestly, but we're kinda sluts like that. See who made the list and if you agree.

Justin Time! (4926 clicks) - Sweet God. After seeing sizzling male model, Justin Clynes, you'll drop down to you knees and thank God that you're gay. He's chiseled, sexy, and packing heat. Plus, he's done work with the inimitable Rick Day, which always yields boner-popping results.

Brandon's Beemer (4252 clicks) - And the teasing doesn't stop with Justin Clynes' sexy ass. Check out the beefy Brandon Beemer pulling his pants down for UK Cosmo. How low does he go? You'll have to see for yourself to find out!

Sex Tape Or Sex Fake? 3877 clicks - Pssst... there's a rumor going around that Lorenzo Lamas' ex-wife, Playmate Shauna Sand has had a sex tape leaked. But with who and if so, why hasn't anyone seen it on the web? Hmmm... sounds fishy to us. But in the meanwhile, you can still enjoy her hot Miami model boyfriend.

Hung Like A Fox (3273 clicks) - On Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Jamie Foxx owns up to taking that hot nude photo of him that you may have seen. If you haven't seen it, it shows off his ripped body and huge cock. Plus, he gives a shoutout to his "alternative lifestyle" fans! Thanks but... say what?!

While some schools expel their students and fire their faculty for appearing in gay porn, Sheffield Hallam University's sports department apparently encourages their rugby players to make gay porn of their own.

These behind the scenes shot from SHU Rugby's 2010 calendar shoot show their handsome players in all their shaved and cock-socked glory. We love that these guys look so warm, friendly, and comfortable being physically intimate with their fellow teammates without feeling the need to say "No Homo."

Though they're not the black-and-white muscle gods from the Dieux de Stade or the Gods of Football calendar, we wouldn't mind hooking in a scrum with these hot ruckers. And as a bonus, when the calendar comes out, so will a "Making of/Behind the scenes" DVD!

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