QC’s Wish You Were Queer: Prince Harry

Imagine for a second that we are in an alternate universe and His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales has just announced he’s gay. The fourth in the line of succession to the British throne has made public his sexual orientation and the Queen of England is totally cool with that, delighted even. Wouldn’t that be like the most amazing news the monarchy has ever produced since well, ever? Of course, we live in this reality and Prince Harry, as far as we know, is completely straight, has put his party days behind and nowadays he’s just one of the most eligible gingers bachelors both sides of the pond. But who knows what might have happened during his days in the Royal Military, as we all know the barracks are lonely places filled with young, horny, sexy people at the height of their physical prime. So we ask you QC reader, how would you react if Prince Harry was gay? Tell us in the comments!