Madna Nicole Smith

It’s official. Anna Nicole Smith is mad, and no amount of oil, sorry, money can cure that.

Chris Klein & Katie Holmes Split

Brad and Jen continues the trend. Chris Klein (is he still only 25!?) and Katie Holmes called it quits after 5 years of dating, and broke off their engagement. Dun cry, Katie babe, at least you’ve got a nice nose? And Chris, we like you ‘cos you have a nice bulge!

Martha Stewart’s Note

The experience of the last five months in Alderson, West Virginia has been life altering and life affirming. Someday, I hope to have the chance to talk more about all that has happened, the extraordinary people I have met here and all that I have learned. I can tell you now that I feel very fortunate to have had a family that nurtured me, the advantage of an excellent education, and the opportunity to pursue the American dream. You can be sure that I will never forget the friends that I met here, all that they have done to help me over these five months, their children, and the stories they have told me. Right now, as you can imagine, I am thrilled to be returning to my more familiar life. My heart is filled with joy at the prospect of the warm embraces of my family, friends and colleagues. Certainly, there is no place like home.

– Martha

Billy Currington

We’ve been a fan of country hottie, Billy Currington, and his heartfelt ode to his daddy “Walk A Little Straighter” which never fails to make us teary eyed.
Arjan (hello!) has let us in on Billy’s pretty hot appearance as this month’s Playgirl cover model. Playgirl has undergone a makeover and this is their all-new issue.
Billy whom a Nashville magazine recently named one of the city’s “25 Most Beautiful People” appears in a 4-page spread inside the mag which apparently has brought disappointment to many of his fans, not ‘cos he’s not hot, but ‘cos he didn’t show much of what we haven’t already seen.
Maybe if we walk a little gayer he’ll flash us his country bunkins?

QC Gallery – Jared Leto

Jared Leto. And elephants. Now available at QC Gallery.

Tom Cruise

Came across some Tom Cruise pictures which we thought were great! Added 3 shots to the Celebrities Gallery.

The Potato Man

Coming to a toy store (read: court) near you – Mr. Potato in Hot Soup. Nose not included.

Constantine Pukes

Milo, Pepsi, or Guinness Stout? 😀

Fred Durst’s PC Fried

Fred Durst has come out and said it: he doesn’t use a Sidekick, he is NOT a T-Mobile customer, and his cellphone was not hacked. He claims that the 3-minute sex clip was grabbed off his hard drive by someone who was fixing his PC (when will celebrities learn? When your PC breaks, you throw it away and buy a Mac!). He’s trying to look on the bright side, though, saying that he doesn’t hate hackers and that hopefully what happened to him and Paris is teaching people that nothing is safe and is “causing awareness for homeland security.” So basically making a stolen sex tape was his contribution to the war on terror. Whoa.

Antonio Sabato Jr. Frontal Nude

Now we finally know what the dude’s been packing all these while! An uncut Italian sausage! We love Anteaters!
These are screen caps from “Testosterone“. We’ll be adding these screen grabs to our Gallery section soon. Remember to check it out. New photos added regularly.
Thanks to Lee Andrew for sharing the goods.

Fred Durst Sex Video

Limp Bizkit rocker Fred Durst has been Paris Hilton-ed! A 3-minute hard-core sex videophone capture with audio of Durst engaging in unprotected sex with a female has appeared on the Internet with the graphic “T-Mobile Terrorist” inserted throughout. Law enforcement officials believe the video comes from the same source who bared Hilton’s Sidekick data to the world last weekend. More here and here.
Click here for more screen grabs and to download the video. Don’t miss the text file that’s included in the folder after it’s unzipped which reads:
“David Hans Schmidt – 602-956-8876. Nice try, but instead of you making money off this we’ll give out for free. :)”

Bai NipLing

Bai Ling who’s very much the media whore now decides to flash her raisin. (via Go Fug Yourself)

Buff Vader

Timmy Ray has alerted us about his sighting of a buffed up Hayden Christensen at the Death Star Gym. Thanks TR!
In recent news, Christensen will play the role of Lorenzo, in “The Decameron”, starring opposite Mischa Barton (of “The O.C.”), who in December signed on as Pampinea, the project’s leading lady. Headed for an April shoot in Rome and Tuscany, “The Decameron” is being directed and adapted by Britain’s David Leland, whose helming credits include “Band of Brothers”.

Jon Jonsson’s 2 Month Singapore Stint

Freshly coiffured and styled he was, but surfer dude Jon Jonsson looked spaced-out last Saturday at the office of Ave. Management modelling agency.
“I have been sleeping loads but I’m still pretty jet-lagged since arriving in Singapore three days ago, “said the 22-year-old Icelandic-Thai winner of Manhunt: The Search For America’s Most Gorgeous Male Model.
The eight-part reality TV series premiered in the United States on the Bravo TV network last October and is now airing in Asia on Star World.
With his wavy tresses and exotic good looks, Jonsson walked away with a four-year US$100,000 contract with the prestigious New York-based IMG. He was also offered a two-month overseas stint in a city of his choice.
“I chose Singapore, I love the heat, I love the humidity,” he said. His distaste for New York’s cold weather has been well-documented on his personal blog previously.
“It’s so near to Malaysia, Indonesia and Thailand, with all their rainforests and beaches – I may never leave this region,” added Jonsson, whose only other trip to Asia had been to Songkhla, Thailand, 17 years ago, to visit his Thai mother’s relatives.

His mum teaches Thai at the Defense Language Institue in Monterey, California, while his Dad is an atmospheric research scientist at the Naval Post-graduate School in Monterey.
Thanks to his genes, perhaps, it seems Jonsson is no himbo, as he’s pursuing an astrophysics degree at the University of California, Santa Cruz.
Born in Iceland, the resident of Carmel, California, is the second of three sons. His family moved to New York and then Colorado before settling in California in 1994.
Turning serious, Jonsson rued that Manhunt’s producers “tended to blow up the drama a little too much”. For example, the 1.8m-tall hunk says, “if someone cried a little, they would make it out to be a real big deal”.
“The producers kind of forced things upon us which were not in the terms of our contracts with Bravo TV – like the nude shoot they asked me and Rob to do,” he said, referring to the series’ finale where he and law undergraduate Rob Williams were asked to bare all before the camera.
Also Jonsson learnt later that he had been secretly selected as the winner two episodes earlier. All that might explain why he does not relish taking part in another reality TV show.
Shortly after filming for the show ended last August, he broke up with his art student girlfriend Jilian Kunysz – primarily because he had to leave for New York for his contractual obligations while she wanted to stay put in California.

So, despite winning the Manhunt title, Jonsson said what he really longs for is a meaningful relationship.
“You may be a hot model and all, but beyond that, it’s really important to have someone to share your life with.”
Given his newly minted celebrity status, he is surely in prime position to romance and be romanced. As he put it: “I take to female attention very kindly.”