While QC Main has continued its “SitesWeLove” feature, we stumbled across one a bit too extreme for the home page—the blog Phallic Cymbals. Basically, it’s a blog including any weird things people do with penises. Here’s just a sample of their overall content: Japanese penis festivals, two-headed cocks, dick decapitations, fucking fruit, using your penis as storage device for tapes and coffee mugs, serving up your wiener as a hot dog, penile puppetry, cocks in advertising, deformities caused by sticking your wang in vacuum cleaners, toilet paper tubes, and Nescafe bottles, and boners broken by soccer balls. It’s not all as horrifying as it sounds. In fact, most of the pictures and writing are amusing and even informative. But a bunch of odd penis tricks placed one after another creater a sum greater than its parts. We hope this gallery of odd penile deformities and insertions find a happy home here at QCX. What do you think? Fun? Freakish? Fucked-up? Or all three? Either way, we’re fans.
Meet Simon! (or should we say meet Kathy?) Kathy brought Simon to NYSM because she has always wanted to see her boyfriend get a blow job. Simon was game however when he arrived he was a little shy and reluctant when confronted with actually having a guy blow him.
Christian was not hindered in the least. He took his place on his knees between Simon’s legs ready to suck his cock. As Christian started, Simon was still a little shy, so Kathy jumped right in and started making out with Simon as Christian blew him! As Simon kissed and felt Kathy up, his cock got rock hard and became a real mouthful for Christian.
Zohan Lopez joins Jake Cruise and he can’t help but put his paws all over this stud-muffin. Those big, meaty muscles and bedroom eyes are enough to drive anyone crazy. Zohan’s beautiful uncut cock is hiding in his see-through underwear, taunting Jake to take it out to play with. He deep throats that monster and eat that bubbly butt until Zohan is ready to fuck his face and give me a taste of his gooey goodness.
One thing Bryan has learned about Degan, is that he likes to sit on a big cock! He just zones out and goes to his happy place!
Barett (of one or two r’s..Bryan can’t seem to stay consistent on his name!) certainly is packing some meat.
Barett did struggle with the condoms in his video with Stash, so he was relieved they were doing all the testing and going without.
Jesse is a Montana cowboy who gets his muscles the natural way, working on the ranch. But his schedule in the big city is a bit different&mdsah; it involved getting sucked, rimmed and deep throated by Jake Cruise, which makes him all the hotter for Jake to in turn get fucked by him. But first, Jake gave him a taste of what it’s like to be fucked, and unlike back home, where he always rides with a saddle, here, he rides bareback. After receiving, Jesse is more than ready to do Jake too, and unloads a hot wad of cum in quick order. But before Jesse rides off into the sunset, he helps Jake get off to his own gusher.
Brock Armstrong is busy doing his laundry (Nice QueerClick tee, Brock!)when he stumbles upon his leather jock. He puts it on, lays back and drifts asleep into a world of fantasy… In this dream he finds a beautifully muscled hunk standing in the corner jerking off wearing nothing more than a mask, leather harness, and cock ring. Brock is also in a hot leather harness and sports a cock ring all his own. He makes his way over to “The Penetrator” in the corner and gets the mysterious stud hard and ready to fuck. Brock takes it hard and fast, like any good power bottom should, before he sprays his load while riding reverse cowboy. Laying next to each other Brock jerks off the Penetrator until he cums on his own rock hard stomach… Like all good things this fantasy comes to an end when Brock is awoken to find that he’d fallen asleep masturbating on the couch. After getting cleaned up he finds a little something left in the laundry basket; maybe dreams do come true!
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