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While QC Main has continued its "Sites We Love" feature, we stumbled across one a bit too extreme for the home page—the blog Phallic Cymbals. Basically, it's a blog including any weird things people do with penises. Here's just a sample of their overall content: Japanese penis festivals, two-headed cocks, dick decapitations, fucking fruit, using your penis as storage device for tapes and coffee mugs, serving up your wiener as a hot dog, penile puppetry, cocks in advertising, deformities caused by sticking your wang in vacuum cleaners, toilet paper tubes, and Nescafe bottles, and boners broken by soccer balls. It's not all as horrifying as it sounds. In fact, most of the pictures and writing are amusing and even informative. But a bunch of odd penis tricks placed one after another creater a sum greater than its parts. We hope this gallery of odd penile deformities and insertions find a happy home here at QCX. What do you think? Fun? Freakish? Fucked-up? Or all three? Either way, we're fans.
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Guy runs on treadmill with his dick flapping around!!!
What do you do when you're super hungry AND horny at the same time? LOL.
More Pictures "Eat & Jack! Killing Two Birds With One Stone."
Hope everyone had a great Halloween weekend. It was quite the party for these two!
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Guy makes a fart sandwich for his pal. He went on to pepper it with his chest and pubic hair. That's what separates good from best friends, right?
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Ran outta water? Cutting down on utility bills? Drink your own piss? Okay, times are bad, but still? Spaced-out guy gags on his own glass of piss. Oh, the things people do.
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Bizarre clip of someone pretending to be a puppy. He barks and howls when he cums.
Video after the jump.
More Pictures "Rubber Puppy Cums"
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Talk about improvisation! Check out the high-speed action towards the end. Chocolate Fudge Cake, anyone?
This certainly gives new meaning to "where the sun doesn't shine!!"
What they never teach in my yoga class! So contorted does he feel any pleasure, I wonder? Video after the jump.
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With the year drawing to a close, it's also about time we get bombarded by a slew of calendars for 2009. The Naked Clown Calendar feature 16 graduates from the Clown Conservatory Class of 2008.
More Pictures "Send In The Clowns"
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When the master is away, the dog takes it out and play! Is this what our dogs do when we're not home? YIKES!!
This guy's grimaces when he's about to cum crack me up big time! Personally I hate "poker faces" when guys cum, but this one's just over the top. Video after the jump!
More Pictures "O Face or Horror Face?"
