Sites We Love: Phallic Cymbals

While QC Main has continued its “Sites We Love” feature, we stumbled across one a bit too extreme for the home page—the blog Phallic Cymbals. Basically, it’s a blog including any weird things people do with penises. Here’s just a sample of their overall content: Japanese penis festivals, two-headed cocks, dick decapitations, fucking fruit, using your penis as storage device for tapes and coffee mugs, serving up your wiener as a hot dog, penile puppetry, cocks in advertising, deformities caused by sticking your wang in vacuum cleaners, toilet paper tubes, and Nescafe bottles, and boners broken by soccer balls. It’s not all as horrifying as it sounds. In fact, most of the pictures and writing are amusing and even informative. But a bunch of odd penis tricks placed one after another creater a sum greater than its parts. We hope this gallery of odd penile deformities and insertions find a happy home here at QCX. What do you think? Fun? Freakish? Fucked-up? Or all three? Either way, we’re fans.

Eat & Jack! Killing Two Birds With One Stone.

What do you do when you’re super hungry AND horny at the same time? LOL.

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Fart Sandwich

Guy makes a fart sandwich for his pal. He went on to pepper it with his chest and pubic hair. That’s what separates good from best friends, right?

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Asshole Tattoo

This certainly gives new meaning to “where the sun doesn’t shine!!”

Human Pretzel

What they never teach in my yoga class! So contorted does he feel any pleasure, I wonder? Video after the jump.

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O Face or Horror Face?

This guy’s grimaces when he’s about to cum crack me up big time! Personally I hate “poker faces” when guys cum, but this one’s just over the top. Video after the jump!

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