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Will Playgirl Get A Peek At Jersey Shore’s Vinny and His Watermelon-Sized Cock?

Because Jersey Shore’s Snooki said that her male co-star Vinny has a cock the size of a watermelon, Playgirl now wants Vinny to pose naked for them. D-Listed has the deets:

Daniel Nardicio of Playgirl tells Life & Style’s Scene Queens that they put out the offer to Vinny after Snooki said on an episode of Jersey Whores that smooshing him was like putting a “watermelon into a pin hole.” Snooki is already the size of a watermelon, so my guess is that Vinny’s dick is bigger than her. Snooki normally looks like an Oompa Loompa, but when Vinny stuck it in she swole up like Violet Beauregarde. More like a garden snake eating a water buffalo.

Playgirl is not stopping there either. They also want to make a rubber replica of Vinny’s watermelon cock through their company Clone-A-Willy. They will give Vinny a cut of the profits.

D-Listed points out that they’re only offering Vinny $30,000 when they paid Alaskan flunkie Levi Johnston $150,000 for an ultra-blah photo shoot where he didn’t even show his hockey stick. And he certainly didn’t make a dildo out of his baby-maker.
HOLD OUT FOR MORE MONEY, VINNY!!! The Jersey Shore cast already struck for more money when MTV wanted to pay them a paltry $10K per episode. Vinny should do the same. Just send Nardicio (and us) a picture of your fat cock and say that you’ll hold your penis hostage until he pays up.

In the meanwhile if you want to see another watermelon-cocked boy, take a look after the jump!

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