Another week and another 3 sexy finalists from the Guys With iPhones Awards. Nice, yes? Which is your favorite?
This week’s theme is Best ASSet! “Asset” doesn’t just mean showing your ass, it can also mean showing your beautiful face, your rippling abs, or whatever makes you so awesome! And while close-ups are OK, full-body shots will definitely catch the judges’ attention. After all, it’s always better to see the face that a hot ASSet is attached to!
Any guy with an iPhone can participate. So check out the rules, grab your iPhone, and give us your best shot!
Even though we worry about pulling off their jewelry with our buttholes, we love men with pierced cocks. What could be more majestic than a beautiful prick crowned with a Prince Albert? We’ll tell you what…. NOTHING. But what kind of men sitck earrings in their ding-a-lings anyway?
You might think of kinky punk rockers, leather studded S&M queens, or tattooed ex-hippy biker burnouts. But according to an online study from Texas Tech University, you’d be wrong. They tend to be straight, educated, committed, sober, middle class white guys:
Among those who responded, the average man was 31 years old, white, heterosexual, college educated and earned more than $36,000 per year.
Overall:
— 89% identified themselves as Caucasians;
— 41% were married and another 20% lived with a significant other;
— 56% reported a salary of more than $45,000 per year;
— 28% said they had a strong religious faith;
— 82% said they were heterosexual;
— 87% said they didn’t use drugs;
— 74% said they had at least some college, and 20% had a graduate or doctoral degree.
They say it’s always the ones you least suspect, but we like the idea of some straight-edge, happily married, atheist, physics doctorate walking around with a metal stud in his cock—especially if he’s using that pierced prick to school some freshman. School’s back in session, sucka!
But in case you’re considering ringing your own bell, here’s a tasty tidbit that you might wanna consider first (we hope you haven’t eaten):
About a quarter of men report that they have to urinate sitting down because urine sprays in all directions through the piercings. Other reported complications have included priapism (uncomfortably sustained erections), bleeding after sex, gangrene and loss of jewelry in female partners.
Dylan Roberts is one hot 21 year old! Killer smile, winning personality, loads of charm, and a high sex drive all combine to make Dylan one of the dudes you are gonna keep wanting to see more of!
Remember that horrid weekend when we posted a video of horny old dudes singing Katy Perry’s California Gurls? We’re gonna make it up to you by showing you an infinitely hotter version of the same song with the mega-hot men of Dirty Tony dancing, stripping, and playing with their balls in the pool. They’ve gotten us wet and we’re nowhere near a pool.
Micah recently got out of the Air Force and decided to give porn a try until he gets re-settled.
He is quiet and soft spoken, very calm, and though he didn’t like being bossed around being in the Service, he seems very compliant. Perhaps being in the Service is still part of his mindset?
From his tatts you can tell he is Texas boy. You may ask about the scar on his shoulder, which is actually a brand. Teenage Texas ranch boys are known to get all drunk together and brand each other. Sounds kind of erotic in a Sadomasochistic way, but the out come looks pretty bad. Ouch!
Como resistir a esta carita de malo, este cuerpazo y a esta barba trasnochada. Este es David Ortega disfrutando a su manera, el verano más caliente de los últimos años.
