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Puppetry Of The Penis Brings Whole New Meaning To The Phrase “Playing With Yourself”

Perhaps you have not heard of the artistic geniuses behind Puppetry of the Penis? Just imagine the marionette scene from The Sound of Music, but replace the children with grown men and the stringed puppets with penises shaped like hamburgers, wrist watches, and the Loch Ness Monster—entertaining? Yes. Educational? Yes.
These manual masturminds made a million methods for manhandling meat into magnificent malformations. In fact, we put up several how-tos for those of you curious and playful enough to try (though QC does not take responsibility for any injuries). If you really become good at twisting your cock into strange shapes, you can even audition to become part of the penis puppetry cast! Imagine a career traveling abroad, meeting interesting people, and then showing them how you turn cock into Abraham Lincoln. It’s kinda like being a porn star, but even easier because you don’t have to stay hard!