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Nevada’s First Legal Male Prosti-dude, Rosa Parks, Quits After Only 10 Lays

You know us, QueerClickers… we love the occasional prostie. Yeah, it’s a “crime” and degrading or whatever but, lots of porn stars work as “escorts” on the side, and you’re not really against men getting paid to fuck other men, are you? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
Anyway, we recently mentioned a bear prostie in Vegas. In that same article, we referenced Markus, the first “legal male prostitute” (for LADIES ONLY) working with customers at the Shady Lady Ranch. He compared himself to Rosa Parks which is like, totally accurate… except that it’s not. at. all.
Anyway, we imagine that some of you were thinking about dressing up like a lady and getting Markus to fuck your man pussy, but you’ve missed your chance slowpokes! Because after only getting 10 customers (including 1 who was actually an undercover journalist who ended up dissing him in the New York Post ), he’s decided to pack up his ass and pursue a career doing porn in southern California.
We hope it’s gay porn, because that’s where the real money is. Hilariously, he’s “been replaced by a thirtysomething man who uses the stage name ‘Y. Not.’ Aha! We’ll tell you Y Not… because you have a stupid name, that’s Y Not.
Markus apparently left the Shady Lady Ranch on good terms because his old employer totally stood up for him as Rosa Parks walked into the sunset:

[Bobbi] Davis feels the media attacks were “more than unfair; it was a double-standard. Several papers just cremated him. If it was a woman, they never would have gotten away with it.” A number of “working women” from the area also expressed anger and dismay at their new co-worker. “They were unmerciful. I don’t know why,” Ms. Davis said. “It’s not like they’re competing for the same customers.”

Happy trails, Markus. We’re sure there’s a Randy Blue JO scene that has your name written all over it.