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Is This Ben Affleck’s JO Video? Or His Evil Twin’s?

We’ve been disinterested in Ben Affleck’s films ever since we realized that Good Will Hunting wasn’t a porno… all that bromance gone to waste. But maybe the boyish actor’s making a porno cumback on the small screen. OMG Blog posted the jerk-off video above featuring a stud that looks an awful lot like Affleck.
If this really is Affleck’s porn debut, allow us to offer a small review: Although his shorn body’s pretty hot, Ben’s not gonna win any GayVN or Cybersocket Awards with this low-key performance. Ben’s affect is one of slight boredom and that’s still the case here, all the way to the quiet cum shot. However, his jaunty balls, scrotal stimulation, and thick cum shot make for a satisfying performance overall. Good job, Ben! B-minus.

But the responsible journalists at OMG Blog weren’t content to eat the cum off of their hands and call it a day. No sir, they put Sherlock Homo on the case to figure out if the celebrity dopplebanger is really Ben. Here’s what they found:

Looking at pictures A and B… the guy in the vid… had too round of a jawline to be Ben Affleck. Then I found Picture D, and saw that Ben’s jaw isn’t too square at all, so I couldn’t base the comparison on that.

Then, I tried looking at the eyebrows… but… eyebrows can be changed through plucking and the such, so that wasn’t reliable evidence.

Looking at Picture A, we can see that [the guy in the video’s] nose has a slight ball curve at the tip. Looking at Picture B, Ben Affleck’s nose is completely straight to the tip. The ultimate truth lies in the earlobes. Pictures B and D show Ben Affleck to have earlobes that are more rounded and hang lower than those of [the guy in the video].

I think this shows that we have a really convincing look-alike pretending to be Ben.

Zzzz… zzzz… OH! (ahem) Uh… yes, good work, Sherlock. Whether it’s Affleck or not, we’d love a front-row seat right under his ballsack so we can get an eyeful of his chest-blasting cum-shot—that’s entertainment! If only Affleck or his masturbating twin made more porn featurettes like this, we’d become his biggest stalker client fan.
Of course, this isn’t the first time Affleck’s gone gay. He once admitted to fucking male comedian talk shot host, Jimmie Kimmel, on national late-night television; Affleck even had a choir to back him up. But his anal assault was only revenge sex to get back at he and Kimmel’s respective lovers. Damn you, Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman!

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